I'm going to let you lot in on a very exclusive secret. You see, I'm currently the owner of the best sandwich known to man. It goes as follows. First, get your bread. It has to be white bread or the sandwich is gonna die, yes, yes it will. Then, lather each slice with a generous amount of mayonnaise, preferably Helman's. This next part is essential to the sandwich's structure. You need to apply mustard to a piece of cheese, preferably american, and lay it mustard side up, onto the bread. Of course, what would a sandwich be without any deli meat? Nothing, it would just be bread, with stuff inside. And nobody wants bread with stuff inside. Get the juiciest, the most tender, the most succulent piece of turkey you could ever lay your eyes upon, and stick it right into the mustard, as if it were the glue holding this delightful delicacy together. Now this is where your personal preference takes over, you can either leave it as is, and put the sandwich together or you can add another layer of cheese, mustard, and turkey. In my honest opinion, the thicker, the better. But some of you lightweights might not be able to handle such glory. Anyway, there you have it, the worlds, no, the galaxies best sandwich. Don't you feel special?, You should, you just accomplished nothing. Woohoo.
Oh, before I go on my merry way, I'd like to let you all know that you should never, ever, use vegemite on a sandwich. I hate vegemite with a god-like passion.