you are now in a wrestling match with Incineroar

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    [PokeCommunity.com] you are now in a wrestling match with Incineroar

    Do you think you can win?
     
    Yes because no Pokémon can beat me.

    I'll use my strength but if I'm allowed to I will use a gun and just shoot incineroar.

    Oh I will beat them simply because I am omnipotent

    I could make strength infinite

    For I am the one above all
     
    Yes.

    Since I'm assuming it's pro wrestling, I'll do something unfair, like bribing somebody backstage to incapacitate him before the fight, then drag him to the ring where I can finish it.
     
    Yes.

    Since I'm assuming it's pro wrestling, I'll do something unfair, like bribing somebody backstage to incapacitate him before the fight, then drag him to the ring where I can finish it.

    I must applaud you for thinking of such an underhanded and yet crafty tactic zeostar
     
    I must applaud you for thinking of such an underhanded and yet crafty tactic zeostar

    I've watched pro wrestling actively for years.

    There are so many ways to destroy Incineroar, as long as I make it unfair.

    Usually, a manager backstage makes the fight stipulations. I can try and convince him to allow me to bring a weapon to the match, which will be a huge water hose.
     
    Challenge them to a you're fired match. Then call in a water type Pokemon to sabotage
     
    You know, they say that everyone's created equal, but you look at me and you look at Incineroar and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add Hawlucha to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at the Battle Royal Dome, you got a 33 and 1/3% chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3% chance of winning, because Hawlucha KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

    So Incineroar, you take your 33 1/3% chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3% chance of winning at the Battle Royal Dome. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and 2/3%, I got a 141 2/3% chance of winning at the Battle Royal Dome. See Incineroar, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the Battle Royal Dome.
     
    Excuse me WHAT

    Well I'm omnipotent ganondorf.

    I am the one above all.

    No matter what happens I will win.

    I can make my strength infinite or do anything I want
     
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