You have played Pokémon too much when...

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you name your child after one.
I saw a sign at someone's housing saying their newborn child was named Muk a couple years ago...
... probably not named after the Pokemon, but still xD

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you're not just content to shiny hunt for yourself, but for other people as well.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you ask your parents what their odds of you having a different (skin) color were.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you have so many boxed Pokemon that you forget you have some of them... 0_0

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You've played too much Pokèmon when you give your puppy a Everstone so the puppy doesn't evolve into a dog!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

You have played too much pokemon when you always respond with radio silence, no matter who approaches you to talk.


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[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you inspect the bushes and trees around your house for Hidden Grottoes.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You've played too much Pokèmon when you have a phobia for tall grass!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you remodel your house to look like a Gym from Pokemon.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you join a Scout troop just so you can earn all the badges.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you expect a premier version of the ball you just bought, because you bought 10 or more of them!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you ask how it is possible to have more than 999,999 dollars (or any other money)!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you ask the pet shop about version exclusive pets.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you think walking around with eggs in your bag will make them hatch!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think you can't run when you're wearing shoes other than running shoes!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You've played too much Pokèmon when you tell your kids to move out when they turn 10!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokèmon when you try to have your pet parrot fly you both to the veterinarian two towns over!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you always say yes no matter what people ask of you as you expect to end up in a dialogue loop otherwise anyway.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You've played too much Pokèmon when you start singing the Pokèmon theme song to a career counselor!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you expect the entire world to wait for your actions in life.