You have played Pokémon too much when...

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you catch a carp and try training it so that it will turn into a giant sea dragon!

 

[PageEmp]

You have played too much Pokemon if whenever you meet someone with a rare name that is shared with a Pokemon human character, you think of the Pokemon character.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you spend 3 hours just trying to catch a Solgaleo in a Beast Ball, while it knows 2 self-fainting moves, just because you think it looks the best in it...
(which, at the absolute BEST possible catching odds, was a whopping 1.26%... 0_0 and I only had 3 Balls...)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you have taken so much time trying to fish a precise Pokémon that "Fish [said Pokémon]!" becomes an everlasting, personal meme for you!

 

[PoryKid575]

You've played too much Pokemon when you can name the entire National Dex by heart.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you worry about turning into a Kadabra overnight!

FireRed - "It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra. "

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played Pokémon too much when you are afraid nearby birds will use a Twister move on you!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you make the same motion over & over again when near a Metronome, wanting to boosts it's power!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you wait for you angry cat to have depleted its Slash and Bite moves' PP before approaching it!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you wait for the loading to finish whenever you enter a new street.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you have a minimum of 5 full sets of the same Legendaries chillin' in a box.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think you'll get a bonus Gashapon when you buy 10 at once!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you ask your history teacher at which level apes evolved into humans, or if they used Evolution Stones to do that!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you make your pets work out at the gym instead of working out yourself.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you look on your phone's GPS map where you can find your wandering pet!

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think people dressed in the same uniform are part of an evil team. Oh look it's team Police!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You've played too much Pokemon when you bring every piece of clothing you own with you everywhere you go because you think that's the normal thing to do.

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you think your pets will be healed up by putting them in a bed =3

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

You've played too much Pokemon when you start working on a massive spreadsheet calculator to help with challenges, compatible with every generation, including EV tracking, hidden power and IV calculating, and more in the future.....hypothetically, of course tvt

 

[ReKoil]

You've played too much Pokemon when you give your pet some nice Fresh Water to heal up =3