You have played Pokémon too much when...

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played Pokémon too much when you ask your History teacher if the first japanese samurai were actually Bisharp.

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you check people's Trainer Identification cards to see how many gyms they've beaten go to.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you look for Repels to buy before having a walk in the forest!

 

[Orion☆]

You have played too much Pokémon when you listen to Tunak Tunak Tun and feel that it sounds empty without the Ruinous Quartet theme laid over it.

 

[Sweet Serenity]

When you hear "order up" at work and the first thing that comes to mind is Dondozo's signature attack rather than the food being served

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you can name all 1008 Pokemon in order without forgetting any.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

When you say, "pass the bellsprouts" instead of brussels sprouts.

 

[Sweet Serenity]

When you realize that your phone doesn't have a Rotom in it for the first time

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you hold CD's against your pet's head expecting them to learn a new move! D=

 

[Sweet Serenity]

When you give your children nicknames after giving birth

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you refuse to drop you children off at the Daycare, because you don't want them to bring home an egg!

 

[Megan]

When you hit the gym and immediately demand a match against the Gym Leader.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you feed daily proteins to your pet bird until you think it has got enough strength to Fly you to another city or town!

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you pick up random items from the street and try to sell them off at a nearby store.

 

[Sweet Serenity]

When you visit this site every day during lunch break like I am now

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you think having more than 6 pets will see the rest sent to your PC.

 

[Pok3pals]

You have played too much pokemon when you think you can only have 4 hobbies and have to drop one when learning a new one.

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you write all your letters like Unown =D

:t201-h::t201-e::t201-l::t201-l::t201-o::t201-!:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You have played too much Pokémon when you see an ammonite fossil in a museum and demand the museum being turned into a temple!

 

[ReKoil]

You have played too much Pokémon when you slather Nectar on your pet birb and expect it to change forms like Oricorio does!