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your current battery percentage determines how you die

56%

I'm down for a peaceful sleep death
 
66%

Yikes let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't happen within this century
 
93% or something. I've always had the suspicion I'd die before I rolled into my twenties, but under-cooked chicken is a lame way to perish and the Italian waitress won't put flowers on my grave. So I'll get people to lie and say all my testosterone fried me from the inside, or I heroically performed CPR on someone with Ebola.
 
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