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22sa

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    • LanceLite said:
    hey this old thread is back!!! and so is my favorite quotable dude... 22sa!!!!!

    I love acting. It is so much more than real life.
    ~22sa

    and this one is by me.....

    If you are gonna lie, make sure u plan about it first.... to make it seem good and nice and real.... so that the dudes buy it for a few bucks!

    i know it ain't that good.......... its more like think about the lie ur gonna.... make up a nice good story and all dat stuff... oh well.....

    *jacks out with MaxMan*
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    Thanks but I didn't create that one either. =\

    "There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil."
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    LanceLite

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    • wha..? thats weird... magicarp on the E4....... XD

    "love is the thing that makes your heart go bing bong, love is the thing that will get your wallet empty".
    ~ LanceLite

    finally, i came up with a nice quote!!!!

    *jacks out with MaxMan*
     

    John Denver

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    • "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
    ~George W. Bush

    I've come to wonder whether not he talks like that on purpose or if he truly sucks at speeches...

    (or both)
     

    ^^NICK^^ v.3.0

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    • "My eyelash hurts!" -Me. I does!

    "Fugly."- Regina George, mean Girls.

    "That is so fetch!" Gretchen, Mean Girls.

    ~Dazed and Mean, Girls!
     

    ryan

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    somebody's most likely said this but:
    "don't let school get in the way of your education" mark twain
     
    22sa

    22sa

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    • "One word is enough for the wise."
    ~? Proverbs

    "Two words can sum up a way of life."
    ~22sa
     

    Pokemaster10000

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    Dakota said:
    "Confidence will get you no where."
    ~22sa

    you are quite the smart one 22sa

    *bows in approval*
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    How did he manage to get my quote.
    Let me try one:
    "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." XD ~Anonymous
     
    22sa

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    • Pokemaster10000 said:
    How did he manage to get my quote.
    Let me try one:
    "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." XD ~Anonymous
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    Aww, cute quote, he's gotta hold on to something! Rofl XD And I don't know how I got the credit for that quote either..................... It's Pokemaster10000's.
     

    Dark Heaven

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    "Heh heh heh...I'm going to enjoy breaking you!"
    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
     

    Pokemaster10000

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    "My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." XD
    ~Eric Morecambe.

    Another one I remember. :P
     
    22sa

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    • "The only difference between stupidity and genius is genius has its limits."
    ~Albert Einstein
     

    Pokemaster10000

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    ^Good one 22sa. :P

    "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." ~Mark Twain
     

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    • "Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day, Light a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime"
     

    John Denver

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    • PGN said:
    "Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day, Light a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime"
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    Hey, that was one of mine...

    "The only reason Snoop Dawg where's an umbrella is Fa Drizzle."
    ~My friend

    fa shizzle mah nizzle...

    BOO ya!
     

    ryan

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    isn't that one supposed to go like:
    "why does snoop dog cary an umbrela?"
    "fo drizzle!"?
    i dunno, i'm not up on good jokes.
    but, cool quote for me during the middle of chemistry one day while playing the elite four: "I'M OUTRAGIOUS!" as i use outrage on the last of stevens pathetic pokemon.
    ahh... you had to be there...
     

    ryan

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    "if my teacher tried to take my abshire, i'd staple her hand to the desk and run away"
    ~some guy on footbag.org forum
    abshire = $40 hackey sack
     

    LanceLite

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    • that reminds me of a funny one i saw on All That on nickelodeon long time ago.....
    "For my science experiment, I shall show you how pulses of pain reaches my brain and makes me shout when I staple my hand."

    *jacks out with MaxMan*
     
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