Your funny quotes...

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LanceLite said:
hey this old thread is back!!! and so is my favorite quotable dude... 22sa!!!!!

I love acting. It is so much more than real life.
~22sa

and this one is by me.....

If you are gonna lie, make sure u plan about it first.... to make it seem good and nice and real.... so that the dudes buy it for a few bucks!

i know it ain't that good.......... its more like think about the lie ur gonna.... make up a nice good story and all dat stuff... oh well.....

*jacks out with MaxMan*
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Thanks but I didn't create that one either. =\

"There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil."
-Ayn Rand
 
"I love Magicarp...I only used it to beat Elite Four" - Rave
 
wha..? thats weird... magicarp on the E4....... XD

"love is the thing that makes your heart go bing bong, love is the thing that will get your wallet empty".
~ LanceLite

finally, i came up with a nice quote!!!!

*jacks out with MaxMan*
 
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
~George W. Bush

I've come to wonder whether not he talks like that on purpose or if he truly sucks at speeches...

(or both)
 
"My eyelash hurts!" -Me. I does!

"Fugly."- Regina George, mean Girls.

"That is so fetch!" Gretchen, Mean Girls.

~Dazed and Mean, Girls!
 
Dakota said:
"Confidence will get you no where."
~22sa

you are quite the smart one 22sa

*bows in approval*
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How did he manage to get my quote.
Let me try one:
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." XD ~Anonymous
 
Pokemaster10000 said:
How did he manage to get my quote.
Let me try one:
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." XD ~Anonymous
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Aww, cute quote, he's gotta hold on to something! Rofl XD And I don't know how I got the credit for that quote either..................... It's Pokemaster10000's.
 
man..... looks like 22sa's quoting days are over XD

i hope not..... who'll be my favorite quotable person then?
 
"Heh heh heh...I'm going to enjoy breaking you!"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
 
"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." XD
~Eric Morecambe.

Another one I remember. :P
 
^Good one 22sa. :P

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." ~Mark Twain
 
"Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day, Light a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime"
 
PGN said:
"Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day, Light a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime"
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Hey, that was one of mine...

"The only reason Snoop Dawg where's an umbrella is Fa Drizzle."
~My friend

fa shizzle mah nizzle...

BOO ya!
 
isn't that one supposed to go like:
"why does snoop dog cary an umbrela?"
"fo drizzle!"?
i dunno, i'm not up on good jokes.
but, cool quote for me during the middle of chemistry one day while playing the elite four: "I'M OUTRAGIOUS!" as i use outrage on the last of stevens pathetic pokemon.
ahh... you had to be there...
 
You were aqquainted (sp?) to a complete stranger for a year and you didn't know what his name was?
~some guy at school
 
that reminds me of a funny one i saw on All That on nickelodeon long time ago.....
"For my science experiment, I shall show you how pulses of pain reaches my brain and makes me shout when I staple my hand."

*jacks out with MaxMan*
 
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