Your funny quotes...

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"im not poking shmot" lol anonomyous...
"i sware to drunk i am not god!" i heard that on a show...
"Imagine 500 friars eating 500 plates of steaming minestrone every night?that's pollution."
?On the restoration of The Last Supper, Leonardo da Vinci's 1498 refectory fresco
 
"Oh man, I sure hope this is sweat."
~Bart Simpson, on regards to having wet pants in his bed after a bad dream

eeeeeeeeeeeh BOO ya!
 
Dakota said:
prolly some drunk guy....

"I could while away the hours, confering with the flowers...consulting with the rain..if I only had a BRAIN!!!!"
~Jesse Ventura

BOO ya!
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lol, The publisher must've been drunk too. ^^'

"In heaven, all interesting people are missing."

^From... Ack, don't know.
 
Give me Potato Salad!

Ok Dakota, lets not bring that up shall we.
 
*bows to Koalla Su*

BOO ya! gimme a quote to laugh at! YES!
 
Plumber:*installs a new bath tub for the idiot and asks* Would you like a plug for it?
Idiot: Oh, I didn't know it was electric. XD
 
that one was good PM10000.... *points at sig and whispers* he stole my the idea of my username...

here are some more-

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Protoman: WHO IS THIS FOUL IMPOSTER WHO WOULD DARE IMPERSONATE ME?
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The dude gazed at it in awe. "Its AWEsome," he said.
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Dakota: Remember kids, don't do sleep, eat your school, and get at least 8 hours of drugs!
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I found a funny quote on my pair-up's sig.
"Goldfish smile because they don't have a clue when they'll be eaten" :P
That one had me cracking up from a while.
 
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
-- Ernest Hemingway

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
-- Phyllis Diller

XD HEH...IM A KID AND I THINK THaTS FUNNY>...
 
"I dropped my balls"
~Juggler, Pokemon RBY

I thought it was funny...he dropped...his balls...tee hee...:)

BOO ya!
 
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LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
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heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
 
LanceLite said:
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LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
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heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
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Well you can't see it anymore cuz apparently it wasn't very funny. =(

"Cry until your dream comes back."
~22sa

I think up quotes but I keep forgetting them... x_x;
 
;_; my quote not funny....... *cries* i can't be the funny quotable member.....

here's some new qoutes-

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Vampires are a pain in the neck
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Mom? There's a man at the door collecting for the old people's home. Shall I give him grandma?
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Bill Clinton: We've all learned a valuable lesson: When you don't get your way, just complain until your dreams come true.

Mom: That's a pretty lousy Lesson...

Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president...*smirks*

So it was on the simpsons, oh well

BOO ya!
 
LanceLite said:
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LanceLite: watz tha hex gopher on down there? whatz did 22za zay?.... WHY IZ MEZ TALKING LIKE ZAT? WHO GIVEZ ME TEARA-Z-ITIS?
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heh.. sorry teara if i insulted u.. but i had to come up with a funny quote...
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Meh?
*fallz out of chair*
Erm, okay...I'll juzt take it az a complement that my pozting ztyle made it to the funny quotez thread ^_^''''' Umm...yeah...that'z what I'll do <.<

Taco Bell zauce packetz (what? the're funny...not really but hey!)
Zave a bun, eat a taco
My other taco iz a chalupa
Zingle mild zauce zeeking friendzhip, maybe more
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"Of all the president with the last name bush, George W. is definately in the top two."
~I dunno

HAHA!
 
hehe.... thanks Teara....

heres a really nice one... Beau (Phantom Angel/Fallen Leaf- u should know about his name changes) said it to Haruka!!!

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Haruka: *crying for some reason*
Beau (to Haruka): STOP CRYING OR I WILL RIP YOUR BEAUTIFUL SKIN OFF!!!
Haruka: *stops crying and screams like *****
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MAN THATS THE GREATEST THING BEAU HAVE EVER SAID!
 
"I know where you live! My house!"
~Simpsons...

HA! that was on today...this proves I am running out of quotes...
 
nope.. u still have these mr. buu wa!
"I think the reason old men take viagra is because old woman are just so ugly..."
"It's a 50:50:90 chance, in all 50:50 chances, 90% of the time your wrong."

here's another 1.... by me....
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Idiotic Penguins rule.... they rule the south pole!
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get it? penguins rule.... the south pole! the south pole... eh.. heh...

im running out of quotes too.....
 
"If you stare at that pile of dog crap too long you'll turn into one!"
~me...still not sure why

BOO ya!
 
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