your ideal mate

[string555]

#1 Mental trait: Imagination
#1 Physical trait: Cuteness

And a fiery attitude is bonus points. :3

 

[moon]

For real though, I've never had a particular type. If I fall in love with someone, I'm gonna consider them hot. That being said, my man now is obviously objectively hot <3

 

[VoltYellow]

someone who just cares for me :]
someone who is honest
someone who loves me

someone without a shovel

shovels are evil and are only made to beat me up with

someone who doesnt hit me with a shovel

 

[moon]

someone who just cares for me :]
someone who is honest
someone who loves me
someone who doesnt hit me with a shovel

all of this sounds legit, especially the shovel part.

But this was about physical stuff!

 

[TY]

CAN WE JUST STOP WITH THE SHOVELS T___T

I'm getting shovel flashbacks over here T_T

 

[moon]

am resisting making more bad shovel puns.

For your sake, TY.

 

[Sawsbuck]

CAN WE JUST STOP WITH THE SHOVELS T___T

I'm getting shovel flashbacks over here T_T

Let's just bury that discussion then.

 

[moon]

how do i like a post twice

 

[TY]

I should have seen this coming

 

[VoltYellow]

Let's just bury that discussion then.

Hey take dig that discussion again or it will suffocate soon >:(

 

[gimmepie]

Shadow isn't digging these shovel puns.
Look at the monstrosity we have unearthed.
I don't even like puns but it's worth it.

Really though --> Ideal

 

[Rogue planet]

My ideal """mate""" will not be a mate, as procreation between us must be impossible. They should be formless, but able to transmit feelings of affection directly to my neurotransmitters.

 

[BlazingCobaltX]

My ideal mate is Petch from Texas.