The Wonder Trade Machine (of Insanity!)

[PageEmp]

And out comes every other region!

In goes a Muk and a lucky egg...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...and out comes Alola Muk.

In goes a Pelipper, an X-Ray Specs, and a Bounce Band...

 

[Hikamaru]

Out comes Decidueye!

In goes a Gothita, Solosis, and a Twisted Spoon...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and out comes a Kadabra!

In goes Professor Oak...

 

[Hikamaru]

Out comes Blue.

In goes Sandshrew, Vulpix and Never Melt Ice...

 

[PageEmp]

Out comes both Alolan Sandshrew and Vulpix.

In goes a Raikou and a bullet...

 

[Meadow]

Out comes... a bullet train going from Johto to Kanto! Oh wait, that's the Magnet Train!

In goes every single fossil in the Pokémon universe!

 

[LilyGardy]

And out comes a very excited Roxanne wearing glasses made of rock.

In goes Samson Oak and Olivia...

 

[PageEmp]

And out comes normal Oak, but now has a differnet gender.

In goes Walrein and Clamperl...

 

[SoaPuffball]

...you get two Wishiwashi, level 6 and 8 respectively. The second is holding a Beast Ball.

I insert a Carbink holding Ultra Ball and a Diancie holding Rock Gem, and I get...

 

[Meadow]

...an undiscovered Pok?mon made out of gold! Pretty lucky, I'd say!

*inserts 1,000 Bottle Caps from the Alola region*

 

[PageEmp]

And out goes a legendary based off a bottle cap!

In goes a Sylveon and a swimming pool...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...out comes an Albino colored Sylveon! Be careful with that chlorine kids.

In goes an empty Masterball and some lighter fluid..........

 

[PageEmp]

And introducing a new type of ball which glows, aka a Light ball! Wait...

In goes Swampert, Chikorita, and the attack Ice punch...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

....out comes a Swampert and Chikorita, hm Ice Punch mustve missed.

In goes all the Pikachus and Pikachu 'clones'....

 

[PageEmp]

And out comes a Thunderbolt TM.

In goes a Cosmog, a bag, and every coverage move...

 

[SoaPuffball]

Out goes Nebby and a bag. Lillie's old bag.

In goes 5 Carbink each holding Rock Gems...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and out comes a new evo for Carbink, called Rockbink!

In goes the Wondertrade Machine itself....

 

[SoaPuffball]

...and out comes a new evo for Carbink, called Rockbink!

In goes the Wondertrade Machine itself....

pls no >:(

Anyway, out goes hordes of weak Pokémon!
In goes Popplio, Litten and Rowlet each holding Primarinium Z, Incinerium Z and Decidium Z respectively...

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and out goes an... Ditto??.... What happened to... Uh... *ahem* Heres a Ditto with a 'Dittium Z'...

In goes all the Eeveelutions with some candy...