Holy crap dat pic
YO BABY HOW'S IT HANGING
So things are looking up etc, turns out there was a mis-diagnosis at first and the real problems are most likely much less serious (woop woop!), though still a long way to go yet before everything's back to normal haha.
THAT QUIZ WAS SO LONG IT WAS HORRID OMG
How's life for you honeydoodle! :D