Recent content by Dawson

Holy crap, it's been a long time since I've seen you around.

That's a fantastic publicity stunt for his new album.

Happy birthday, RoboMechaWobbuffet.

Well look on the bright side. That is the only donkey in the history of the world that's known what it feels like to fly like a bird. Would've been awesome if the donkey crapped on one of the people responsible from mid-air though.

I dress like Lady GaGa at the weekends.

I used to think it was a double scoop ice cream cone. And I used to think FTW was just WTF backwards. Not really sure why.

All of you young'uns ought to be afraid of big bad Steve. He'll get you in your sleep.

Can I just point out that, while they are incredibly annoying, they're just trying to earn a living. They don't deserve to be abused or led on and have their time wasted when they're salary is dependant almost entirely on sales. I just say, "Sorry, I'm not interested. Thank you, goodbye."

I'd give my baby four arms and cancer-inducing fists of doom for fighting crime when he is older. He'll also like like Sloth from The Goonies to really freak the crap out of them damn evil-doers.

An average of 114 people die in the US from car accidents. Cars should be illegal.

Probably the dude that sweeps out the cages.

Funny, Robert Pattinson is the celebrity I'd most like to shoot in the face with a sawn off shotgun.

It does matter, though. They may not be saving lives like doctors do but that's completely irrelevant. Speaking from an English "soccer" point of view here, but the points still stand for American football too. Professional football is a multimillion pound/dollar business. The owners of a good...

That's how you define a bad year, a few famous people you've never met have died?

Better hope other people don't have that view if ever they have to decide your fate like that, or you'll soon be dead.