Hey you;
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HAPPY MOFO'ING BIRTHDAY, BUDDY. :)
You've been 18 for a year now, so I can't give a similarly inspirational speech as you did for me when I turned 18, but I still hope you have a bloody brilliant day man. Enjoy being another year older whilst still being able to do things that... you couldn't do when.. well, you know. Bleh and so on. :D