JX Valentine

Be my editor please! be my editor! PLEASE!

Mega fail in my last PM.

On one hand, I would readd the rule against really bad reviews/acting like an emo over reviews to clean up PFF&P. On the other hand, it's way more amusing to see people unleash their CAPS LOCK OF RAGE!!!!!!! against people who are like "echo =/= reverberated. :V"

Decisions, decisions. I'll flip a coin to see what to do.

I don't know if I should be disturbed...or turned on. o.O

Disturbed, because I have an icky icky icky scene from Xenocide in my mind now, and it's making me sick. But the Hive Queen did ask Andy a question I would also ask him. So apparently, I can relate to Jane and the Hive Queen.

What a combo.

Turned on, because it's you! Attached to my ankles! Calling me your queen! What's not to like?

Reading over your game idea... I would suggest that I help you play the Astinus drinking game, but... I don't know how readily you can get alcohol now. =( I dunno if your parents are like mine in that even though you're of legal age, there's no alcohol in the house, or if they just don't care. (Then again, in my house, there's a random bottle of Canadian Mist something-or-the-other in the cabinet that's been open since 1973. I dunno.)

(At this point, I took a shower and came back to finish the message, so I'm in a different frame of mind. My body is clean. My mind, however, is not. XD)

Bill doesn't go on strike with force. He whimpers like a puppy and hides under the couch, hoping that you won't find him and move on to the next victim. What he doesn't realize is that there are no other victims.

You should do what I do with bees. My parents unleash me outside because they feel I should get more sunshine. (They like to watch me sparkle, apparently.) But I hate the bees, so instead of either ignoring them, I grab a stick and whap them outta the air. They make a delightful SMACK noise when I do hit them, and then I stomp on them when they jerk about on the ground, laughing maniacally and going "DIE, MOTHER EFFER!" before squirting their dead carcasses into the grass with the hose.

Angel: You're going to be in school, and start RANDOMLY BLEEDING, and you won't be able to stop bleeding. All the popular kids at your school who don't like you, which will be all of them because no one likes you, not even YOUR FAMILY, will throw things at you, chanting PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! and you'll cry and go emo, and then come home, and complain, and the only thing your other father will say is something about DIRTY PILLOWS, and then you'll go insane and kill people! :D And then YOU ARE A WOMAN!

Val: omgshutupiwannadie ;_;

Angel: Also, shave your face.

Val: I'm female! And five years old! D: D: D:

Well, according to Card, Andy is a 40-year-old virgin! 8D Poor Novinha. She had to teach him all about the wonders of straight sex.

But I'm the man of the relationship! D: I should be the one paying!

Besides, I don't think you would want to pay to feed me. I'm weird in that I don't eat a lot at one time, but I eat a lot during the day because I burn everything off from constantly moving. So you would pay a lot for sushi, have leftovers, and I would eat the leftovers during the course of the day.

My eating habits seem to come up a lot. XD

New Angel's face for Andy? Because Andy makes this face?

Edit:

:B

That sounds like what I would do. I hate children, to be honest. >.>"

Oh, phew, man, I thought you did something completely terrible. XD I understand the derailing warning, but the your momma joke? I make those all the time. XD I guess you just gotta say it to the right people are something. At least it was reversed.

I'm having the hardest time typing today. . >.>

Ooh, shiny objects. XD

Oh, yeah, definitely. I feel bad for all the old people working there. Then again, it's kinda funny. XD

XD Yeah, you're right. I just want a job to buy Pokémon cards! *tantrum*

Damn, really? What did you even do? O.O

Why are you completely ignoring me?

I really need to get back into this fandom so I can wank you.

He's plotting something evil. I can sense it. XD

D= That sucks. I used to have Dial-up. Oi. Never again.

http://www.pokecommunity.com/blog.php?b=2293

^ That'll explain it all. In detail.

I gave up on job applications until I'm older. No one nowadays wants to hire and inexperienced 16 year old. Except for fast food restaurants, which I refuse to work at. I don't eat meat and I won't serve it to others.

On another note, I can't believe you're not a moderator of the fanfiction forums.

:P

I found a better picture of Andy eating alone.

Then there's Andy and his sparkling vampire food.

And, lastly, further proof that Val is the weird one for being female. I moved the family out of their old house, and into a new lot to build them a new house. The males of the house formed a cluster of morons. Val, on the other hand, stood a distance away and just stared at the males doing whatever they were doing. It was hilarious and sad.

Heia, Valentine! XD

Nicely done. Oopss... gonna post my own fan fiction.

New rule about CC being added to rules, yes/yes?

Also, what's up with the no longer being a ghost on the forums? And why you gotta do what I do? I go into invisible mode, you go into invisible mode. I stop being invisible, you stop being invisible. I'm not your Hive Queen.

The more I hear about your parents, the more I see that they are like mine. Except my parents think that everyone should be out there working, so that's why no one calls me, because everyone is working all the time. No one sits at home to socialize. It's always work, work, work, work, work.

Besides, doesn't your father know that there are bees outside? Killer bees? Andy knows that.

Ma'am, please stop feeding my ego by saying you enjoy my conversations. It just won't fit inside the house now.

Somehow, I feel as though Angel would have to be the one to explain things to both Andy and Val about the wonderful blooming into a woman that she'll be going through. Angel is the smartest one in the house, which really isn't that much of an accomplishment, when one thinks about the competition.

:D ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS, GUYZ!! :D

:D I'M RANDOMLY PREGNANT! :D

Behold the illusive Val. Captured on camera for the first and last time. She mysteriously fell quiet one night after her twin Scott tormented her.

I had hoped she was going to be interesting, but so far, she just kind of does nothing. The old Val from my first game was actually more interesting, and I only played her for one day, and she had two older brothers and an idiot for a father to compete with!

Furry.

I dunno. For me, anything that's over three dollars is expensive for me. XD But at my place o' employment, two different kinds of sushi is seven dollars for nine pieces. So I guess it really depends on how much sushi you get for the price, because feeding me is quite a feat.

Underpants count, no? I'm not going to go streaking arse-naked down the streets of Northampton, no matter what your fellow dorm inhabitants do.

And I haven't done anything exciting recently. :< Except for finding out that I've been shipping Ender and Angel since 2002. Holy crap, I feel old.

Awwww. *huggles* =(

Everything you just said about Kyouya couldn't be more true. And I love how he has that vacant expression on his face when everyone else around him is freaking out. Poor Kyouya. He's the only one with some sense. Sometimes I think even Haruhi has less sense than him. XD

Lolz. XD I love when he played Red Light, Green Light with the club members. What was that gibberish he was yelling? O.o

That's awesome!

I just realized I say 'a angelfish'. ._."

Eh, I've been okay. Had an accident (or, should I say, a accident?) with my dog and got hurt pretty bad, but it's all good now. . Sorta. What's been up with you?

TT_TT We haven't talked in a while. .

I would VM the crap outta you, but you never responded to my last one, and that made me sad. ;_;

But, on looking over my last VM to you, it's rather frightening because of how happily freakishly happy I am. Scary. D: So now I know why you never responded.

I mentioned Andy's butt. D:

I was also going to turn "VM the crap outta you" into a song, because it sounded exactly like one, but I couldn't think of more words, so it was just gonna be a constant repeat of that line. I thought I would give rap a try, but decided not to. I rap enough at work with my coworkers. =P

Also, I'll talk to you later tonight when I get outta work on MSN, since there's just something I need to talk about with someone. Advice and crap. And a perk-up of the ol' self-esteem. =/

Edit: Actually, on thinking it over, it's just not really advice, but something I wanna talk over with someone who actually wants to hear me talk. =P

Edit (it's six in the morning, I should be sleeeeping): Never mind the first edit. I dun wanna worry you.

Cool, sounds good.

Thanks, Jax. Someone remembered! :P

Be faster next time. =P

Hurrah for changes to names and avatar. But I think I'll be sticking to my username for some time yet... XD.

I went ok, I suppose. And now I have more exams! And so the circle of school continues. Ah well. Half a year later it'll be all over, AND two days after my final test it'd be my birthday! =D

My school computer are indeed awesome, although half the time they are fail-tastic, which isn't as awesome. The Mac computers we have also tend to get thrown from multi-storey buildings by irresponsible year 11's. Who then upload videos of it to youtube. No kidding...

Pity your computer/internet is failing. I fear maybe the awesome of those songs broke them. =P

Hi, I'm sorry if my comment made you uncomfortable. I'm not underestimating proffessors at all. They are brilliant men and women, don't get me wrong, but as appossed to a guru, the guru knows a lot more. So, calling myself a guru kind of intimidates the visitor. It's kind of like they're saying "You call yourself a guru? Well try this question out for size" So the main reason it's called guru is because I'll get more questions. It also sounds cool and I thought of it in like 4 seconds so ya.

PS The only real reason I explained all of the other stuff(pokemon master and pokemon prof) is because the one who posted the question asked those questions and if I just said It sounds cool, that would have led to a bunch of other questions that would annoy me.

So, like, last night, I was playing with one of my Sim versions of Andy. It's the version that I had the longest, ever since he was a retarded little teenager. But I think he's now broken. Because he kept screaming in fear every time he looked at Val. I dunno. Maybe because she's the first female he has ever seen? (Seriously. The neighborhood they live in is full of males. It's just Val, and a random woman who keeps walking past their house for females in Eros. XD)

Then, Andy, Val, and Angel sat down for dinner, and everything was fine. Then Val went to bed, and Angel went to take a shower, and Andy continued talking like they were still there. I have a picture of him sitting at the table all ":D ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS, GUYZ!! :D" and no one is around. It was, by far, one of the funniest things I've seen. (It's right up there with Andy fishing outside, and Angel's inside the house, and I use a hack to get Andy pregnant because the boys fail at that, and Andy turns around to stare at me with a look on his face that says "I'M RANDOMLY PREGNANT! :D")

And then in the morning, Scotty's like "I'm gonna torture people! x3" and smacks Val around.

Girl's gonna grow up with issues, yo. Even more issues than the fact that she came out of Andy's butt...manwomb thing i dunno.

I now have the image of Andy giving the puppy dog eyes, Bill looking at the grilled cheese, and then a scene-wipe to an ambulance on the way to the hospital. Or Bill being carried into the hospital on a stretcher with Andy following along, going "Sosorrysosorrysosorry! ;_;"

And I'm sorry to say, but to imagine Angel in drag is as easy as looking at Val. Poor girl got nothing from Andy in terms of genetics. (Orson and Scott at least got Andy's cheeks.) So it's like female!Angel. (And holy crap, I have no pictures of Val. D: )

Okay, getting away from my Sims.

You might be happy to know that I have a few recipes for tuna, two of which involve tuna salad. However, my favorite chef does not believe that there are other kinds of fish. Pork products, on the other hand, are what he loves.

Okay, here goes...

I myself have always personally not been able to stand seaweed and similarly fish (at least the larger majority of it), not because I am anti-sushi in any way or to any degree whatsoever, but more rather because I'm NOT anti-sushi. In order to prevent to bringing on some exclamations of "you said what now?" accompanied by arched eyebrows in my general direction as a result of that statement, please permit me to explain exactly what I meant by that.

You see it's in fact because I'm so concerned about sushi rights, the right for sushi, wasabi and sesame seeds (as well as the octopus and squid) to be treated as equals, as in *exactly* the same as everyone else, that I tend to find myself put off, offended and sometimes outright disgusted by the very unrealistic depictions of sushi and sushi relationships in an overwhelming percentage of Japanese and/or Chinese restaurants, buffets, and American supermarkets (especially American supermarkets) out there.

Okay, I'll stop. :D

I like sushi. Wish I could have it more often, but it's expensive at my *place o' employment* and places around me that have it are few and far between. The closest place is by the beach, and that's a long drive from the center of the state through woods and goat country.

Depends on your definition of "get around". XD;

But actually, there is the wonderful loophole of "No shirt, no shoes, no service." It says nothing about pants. This means that if I wasn't weird and hated being without pants, I could go out in public without pants and get service. As long as I had shoes on, of course.

Why not both, though? Get around first, batteries in pocket later. (Hey, there. Is that a battery in your pocket? Or does the sight of me set your pants on fire?) It's like a new kink. Either just the batteries, or of the sight of me dancing around with my pants on fire...and underwear on my head. (I need to find my camera. And the amount of males looking at our conversation has risen now.) Which is why I snorted in laughter at the hairspray that said "Got2be Kinky!" because I'm like "Yay for perfect description! :D"

Also, I'm getting a car! :D And a license, so I can swerve on the highway at top speeds as I drive to kidnap you *evil laugh bwehehehehe*.

And just as a "haha" thing, in one of my Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games, I have a Piplup named Angel. XD

Edit: This just may might be the greatest way to teach the difference between lay and lie, which is where it's originally from. A school workbook from North Carolina, circa 1928. I love my future home state. *-*

God, he's just awesome. XD If there was one word ever to describe Kyouya, it would be: Awesome. Or sexy, whichever. XD

I saw that Mon ami scene. XD That was hilarious. Tamaki is growing on me, especially since he did that doggie thing. XD Wan! Wan! I made a sig for that.

http://www.pokecommunity.com/picture.php?albumid=2858&pictureid=23887
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XD Do you get queasy?

XD I just kinda imagined a human with an owl face and feathers. . O.O

Not long at all. It only took about a month. And, for a angel fish, that's incredibly fast. She was one smart fishy. I miss her. . =( I didn't wanna have that fish funeral. . TT_TT

GSDS, I guess...? XD