Major Ziggs

Dwebblllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are you still alive o3o

hey wittle dwebble! ^3^

Eevee! Eevee eveee eeeeeevee! Eevee! Eevee eevee eeeeeevee!

-Pidgey used Peck on Dwebble-

I spy a Dwebble!

Dwebb! Dwebble Dwebb! Dwebb Dwebbleeeee!!! :3

Oh, I see..

*uses Pokemon speech translator*

Hi, Dwebble! I'm Jessi :D

Awww Dwebbbleee, would you want someone to make you a cake shell for your birthday? :D!

So..you wanna kill Crustles with fire? I can get my Rapidash..

Sure, *Smiles, now that his ingenious contraption worked.*

Okay since you nodded in agreement, I'm guessing you think Crustles aren't cute

That's okay! Dwebbles are pretty cute :D! Crustles always annoy me! KILL THEM WITH FIRE! >:O

Anyway, since I have no idea what you've been saying, I'll just ask you this: Have you ever lost your shell, Dwebble? Say "Dweb~!" if yes :OOOO

Okay I'm assuming that you said you don't want to evolve, that's cool! :D

Why wouldn't you want to, though? Is it because Crustle isn't as cute?!

Oh, then I am so sorry, Dwebble! Maybe we can try to talk before you evolve, then. :(

Do you even want to evolve? Say "Dwebb" if yes! :O

brb inventing Pokemon translator

I'm so sorry, little Dwebble, that I don't know what you're saying, but I assume that you're upset about me saying to not talk to me until you evolve.

Now, Dwebble, if I am correct, say "Dweb." :D

Dwebble! Dwebble! Dwebbleeeee!

*Uses highly advance technology to translate words spoke by Dwebble*

Eevee eevee?

talk to me once you've evolved! >:O

Dweb, Dewb, DWEBLE!

Yeah, I'm no Pokémon professor. I can't interpret the patterns of your Pokemon-ey language, so whatever you've been saying must remain a mystery... foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer