Hahaha, you cynic, you. I for one choose to BELIEVE Ms. Jolie when she pretends to wipe the sweat from her brow and launches into a cute little anecdote about whichever irrepressible little tyke has been tying her shoelaces together on the morning of that interview. That's how she stays beautiful. Shut up it is.
We actually don't even have regular Mountain Dew :O shocking, I know. Although that does give me an excuse to post this:
http://youtu.be/XD3FyJU51kM?t=5m20s
Bahaha. I love that video.
Oooooooooh iPad! How exciting! ;D Does it play nicely with all your other Apple contraptions? Or are they shunning it for being all shiny and new? (I temporarily skinned my PC to look like a Mac to mess with my sister's head the other day. 'Twas much fun. But see that's another bonus of being a Microsoft acolyte :P you can make your machine look and behave like a Mac, should you so wish to.)
What did I get for Christmas? I got... an alarm clock. Also a miniature Henry hoover for cleaning up desks. Also some sweets. I asked for a girlfriend but apparently people can't be given as presents :(
ps your new name is fabulous lovie ;)