And when I read "Scotty on a plane" I thought of "Snakes on a Plane", so... I'm sick and tired of these mother-effin' Scotties on this mother-effin' plane.
You know, Scotty was never meant to be stupid. He was supposed to be the shining light of the Wiggin family, passing college with straight As, becoming a wizard ("You're a wizard, Scotty!"), and having magic butt-babies (that's totally normal in this family) while going into politics to legalize drugs his daddies' marriage.
Instead, I get...Scotty. :| Mr. Let Me Fly Around Naked And Crash Into Houses. ~~~~WHILE SPARKLING!~~~~
Heyheyheyhey, when Andy was your age, he wandered across the universe without a duffel bag or a spare change of clothes apparently. But for me, personally, I need a U-haul truck. I love my desk, matching bookcase, and matching TV stand too bloody much to leave them behind.
Shipping all of them together (er, the Andrew "Ender" Wiggins, not my furniture) is kind of adorable when you know what they look like. You have MegaMan's little brother, brooding angsty tall teenager, a GQMF, Andy, and a pouting puppy. I swear, the Game comic Ender always looks like a puppy that's just been kicked.
It's even more confusing in the Sims, because Andy gave birth to Ender. Indeed.
PokeFarm... It amuses me, like I said. Since there's no test to take before signing up like on GPX+, everyone and their dog can join. These leads to lulzy members, who proceed to bother the staff. And then the staff go "Write in proper English, please!" But, well... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. It's better than it was. Before, all the posts were this shade of red on this shade of green. It brought back memories of badly-designed websites. After my eyes stopped bleeding.
The site is also hilarious because a member could massclick to get over 100,000 clicks in order to receive an event Pokemon, but will get passed over, and the event will go to someone who only clicked 2,000 times. IDGI. So, like, even though I've done nothing but click for several days enough that my elbow is stuck in a bent position, I might not get the bloody event I've been trying for. And since it's breedable, I could stalk the Shelter to find an egg, but people are like "I MUST HAVE ALL THE EVENTS TO MYSELF!" And I'm like ":("
Yet I keep clicking on that site. I blame my Unown collection. They're adorable. :3
:V After writing a kickedpuppy!Ender/MegaMan'slittlebrother!Ender slash scene in my mind, I went to a dirty place.
IDK about VDex. I like sites that allow me to be really active if I'd like to be, and to disappear if I'd like to, and yet nothing changes. Plus, money. I will admit that I like money. Except in the Sims. Because it's hilarious to see the Wiggins have nothing but a bathtub to play in.
So...mafia member Andy (I think that's Andy? o_O For once, I have no clue) is brofisting a piggy. That's how the ending should have happened. With Andy and the piggies and Milagre all become bros.
Oh God. Now I'm picturing Andy as a drunk frat boy. :( ... Actually... :D
I'm always interested in seeing how else Ender's Game can be told. Musicals, ice skating, Internet memes (Petra; "O RLY?" Bean: "YA RLY! THE GAME IS A LIE!" And all the Buggers were anon masks)...
Speaking of musicals, you know whose songs spot-on perfectly fit Andy/Angel? Taylor Swift. "You Belong With Me" becomes a lot more amazing when I imagine Angel singing it. Or "Teardrops On My Guitar", which is about someone who plays the guitar (which Angel does in the Sims!) liking an oblivious guy named Drew. Indeed.
Holy crap, long.