Astinus

Hi.... You are hiding your status.....

Hi Todoroki.

KITTIES. <3

And hell yes, they've got white polka-dots and Hello Kitty heads on them! :D And glitter, too! And they're strawberry-scented!

...Well, actually, only one of them was strawberry-scented. He ate that one. If things don't want to be eaten, they shouldn't smell anything at all like strawberry mini-wheats, dammit.

Epic indeed. ^^ That person's version of "A Man of Sun" is pretty effing amazing, too.

Slippery mud is a jerk. :( Sometimes ice decides to be all rude and slippery, too. Sometimes it has even conspired with the wind to make me fall on my butt in a spectacular manner. Think Charlie Brown when he goes to kick the football and it's taken away at the last moment. THAT kind of fall. X3;

Tonight, I heard the phrase "profound muffin" spoken aloud. O____________O I think my life has been changed forever.

Thank you. ^^

X3 I'm now picturing Chicken-Feet with that very image in a frilly frame. It sits there with the rest of his frilly frame collection.

Oh, and it snowed here during much of the day. ^^

-pets your avatar-

:O

OH MY GOD. XDDDD

I love the fact that I now have another reason to laugh at Suicune. ("Beast of wind"! XD Awesome.) And YES, I pretty much can't look at Suicune's white ribbon-tail-things without thinking, Gee whiz, those look like unrolled toilet paper flapping in the breeze! X3333

This made me laugh. XD

-huggles mommy's leg-

:3

Hai!

The answer to your question is yes. What the hell are you doing up at 4:50? Isn't your state, like, in the same time zone as Massachusetts or something? XD (Or was I imagining that you live in Connecticut?)

Also, yes, there should be more messages. Let's rectify that by frolicking all over our VMs. If you know what I mean.

When customers look at you when you start beeping, do you explain that they're your babies and protectively cuddle them like a crazy person? Because you totally should scare the customers.

As for Hanson... Don't judge me. ;_; (Seriously, I only ever liked their one hit. For the melody! I swear!)

Also, you should know by now that I think androgyny is sexy.

As for Aerosmith, I used to have a few more songs, but it seems that I went back through awhile ago and stripped my iPod of everything except "Crazy." Yeah, their romantic stuff is cool, but there's only one romantic song of theirs that I swear will make me want to stab myself: "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing." I've heard that song over 9000 times. And I don't think that's an exaggeration. It's the downside to having a mother who liked soft rock while I was growing up and a job that insisted on playing soft rock stations every day for two months. (For the latter reason, I also now hate "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. I used to love that song, but now, I kinda want to throw up when I hear it because it reminds me of the worst job ever created in the history of mankind: working at what was essentially a complaints desk.)

As for Meatloaf... 8D (Unfortunately, I can only reply with "I'd Do Anything For Love," but I'm not sure if you want me to tell you that I won't do that.)

...I need to read Children of the Mind now. Except I want to go in order, and someone stole Xenocide from the sci-fi/fantasy club's library. (Yes, stole. We used to have it according to our records, but now we don't. I'll let you speculate over why someone stole Xenocide because you're more of a fangirl and thus might be amused by this.)

Well, darling, because tonight is Tuesday, would you like to be on? I won't bring strawberries, but I might bring pineapples.

It should be a rule that all future FFL posts need to rhyme.

Love your avatar! <3

Hey Astinus. I was wondering if you can delete my threads for me. I would really like to start them over since I've been gone for so long. If can't that's fine. Thanks.

It would be a crime to not share this with you. It's just awesome in too many ways. X3

Past the right, near the Beachshack covered in oranges.

I miss talking to people who are better than me in every possible aspect.

:(

Wow. I've been gone for a long time. So hi.

XDDDD I would so like to see that.

Darling, I miss you too. ;_; When will you be available to talk again?

Thanks, by the way. And I'm proud of you on your own work. And of course you keep mentioning unicorns. Because unicorns **** rainbows.

Anyway...


I've got weirder stuff on my iPod. XD Like, randomly, Hanson, Aerosmith (even though, actually, I don't even like Aerosmith), half of Evangelion's soundtrack, Marilyn Manson, and Meatloaf. What's even better is if they play all in succession. Which sometimes happens. So, if I just insert you between Aerosmith and Rei Ayanami, I'm sure you'd fit right in.

It is a sexy iPod, by the way. It's a black iPod Nano from 2004 or something. But if you break my iPod, then I have an excuse to get something that doesn't go, "Oh, is it thirty-degree weather? Okay! I'm going to freeze and restart randomly, even though you have me in your pocket and are holding me with your hand! :D Hold on. Let me do it during one of your favorite songs of the moment."


I'm just imagining flocks of supermarket-goers following you because you smell like peaches. That one guy who looks like Smeagol is one of them.

*pets* Aww. Wet, clumsy Asty.


This may just make our first meeting rather difficult, m'dear. *puts away the coffee creamer, the flyswatter, and her leather corset*


XD Alas, we are lacking legions of fangirls squealing over Sam, Dean, and the Car.

However, this now puts the image of Bill (who is, incidentally, our new mascot if he's in a bunny suit) sporting a shot gun and Dean's coat in my mind. Even if it's loaded with rock salt, I feel like that's a recipe for something exploding.


What makes you think I won't get smut as it is? XD That members list is kinda shady.


I'm imagining you with yogurt instead of clothes and strawberries in key places.


;_;

CHARACTERS

A man
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Bally
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...RCA
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Phillips
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...Nintendo
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...BeachBoy

stay tuned!

(couldn't resist)