PokéStory Time - Just add five words!

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, is that you? Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately by Sandshrew's max revive. After he was revived, he died...

Poor thing XD

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, is that you? Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately by Sandshrew's max revive. After he was revived, he died and no revives were left. Sandshrew...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, "is that you?" Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately by Sandshrew's max revive. After he was revived, he died and no revives were left. Sandshrew became the new main character...

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, "is that you?" Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately by Sandshrew's max revive. After he was revived, he died and no revives were left. Sandshrew became the new main character but he too was killed...

:(

Oliver the Oddish was happily strolling down Route 4 before looking down at a nearby river and seeing his reflection. He pulled out his camera but noticed his yellow skin, yet proceeded to take selfies anyway. He didn't notice a rogue Magikarp splashing towards him. "What are you doing?" it asked. "Selfies are so yesterday!" "But it IS yesterday!" Oddish insisted. Poof! Magikarp had disappeared because it hatched today. As always, Oddish continued to ask himself the question: "Why am I alive, oh just why? The only joy in life is my hi-tech camera." SPLASH! Oddish gaped, he had dropped his camera straight into the river! A bypassing Wooper accidentally swallowed it, leaving Oddish unable to take his work to the PokéCommunity's special selfie thread. Disappointed, he watched as a Gyarados smugly took a selfie, smirking. Enraged, Oddish smacked it with the grass on his head, but it dealt minimal damage. The Gyarados roared before then using his incredible blizzard attack. Oddish screamed and tried to run away, but he could not avoid feeling cold and asked a Numel to warm him. Numel sneezed, and Oddish ran to get hand sanitizer from a nearby mountain. Climbing without knowing Rock Climb wasn't pleasant. He sanitized himself and attempted to pull himself together for the climb downwards. CRACK! His non-existent spleen broke! Frantic, he scrambled downhill whilst bleeding. As he lay dying, a nearby Starly swooped down, pecking at its own feathers like nothing was happening. Another Starly flew past, grabbed him and flew towards a Sandshrew, who was grieving for the loss of his husband. Oliver landed into Sandshrew's arms. "Husband?" Sandshrew exclaimed loudly, "is that you?" Oliver, in confusion, died suddenly but he was revived immediately by Sandshrew's max revive. After he was revived, he died and no revives were left. Sandshrew became the new main character but he too was killed. Everyone was dead. The end.

That was a suitably morbid ending, shame he never found out that he was a Bellsprout xD New story time, this will be called: The Problem With Steelix...!

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything on their paths...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming..

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped...

Priorities, no?

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP!

That poor Sandshrew can't catch a break XD

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO!...

That poor Sandshrew can't catch a break XD

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way, it noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now...

That poor Sandshrew can't catch a break XD (Copied for emphasis, because a huge plot twist is coming up!)

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" ...

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion...