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[Winter]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleons. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleons. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleons. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mimes...

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip...

 

[Meadow]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR..."

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for...

 

[Lycanthropy]

"Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they...

 

[Aslan]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was...

 

[Aslan]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody...

 

[Gardevoir the Dragon Slayer]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody Cared however as they said...

 

[Winter]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took...

 

[Squirrel]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance...

 

[JJ Styles]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness...

 

[Winter]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously...

 

[JJ Styles]

Watch out!", said Lance as a horde of Steelix rushed towards the town crushing everything in their paths. Everyone panicked and ran, as a Sandshrew led the way. It noticed a girl screaming so ran back to save the sandwich that he dropped but was crushed to death by 27 Tauroses. He sulked as he drew his last breath, thinking of sandwiches. POP! Lance started to dance, "DISCO! Sandshrew died! We're free now! But wait, I'M actually Sandshrew!" He killed himself in confusion. In afterlife, he met this sexy Gothorita in Cafe Afterlife. To Sandshrew's horror however, Gothorita rejected him. The poor Sandshrew ate alone. The door opened but oddly nobody entered. Curiously the door did change colour and shifted into a Golem who was singing "Push It," lulling Sandshrew into sleep, making him realize he was drugged. 7 hours later he woke up startled in a room full of valuable renaissance art. Two Kecleon were busy moving in new modern art exhibits, until someone decided to steal one of the Kecleon. Other paintings flew away. Sandshrew was blown out of the building, hoping to land in a sausage feast but ended up at a circus of Aipoms and Mr. Mime with an audience of Hoppip who were yelling "NEEDS MOAR CHEESE!!!" The Miltank delivering it was charging exuberant prices for Gouda and Feta, so they flew away. CRASH! They'd bumped in to the Eiffel Tower somewhere in Kalos. Falling was a drunk Spinda that'd been dancing on a building. Nobody cared however as they said goodbye to Kalos and took a short break to dance to the beat of Tyranitude-Sandstorm without wearing go-goggles. The cleverness of their plan shone marvelously caught the attention of MunchingOrange