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Corporate Mafia

gimmepie

gimmepie

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    • Let's have a sing along in the spirit of celebrating our cuts to the archaic practice of farming.

    [Verse 1]
    Don't, don't play with her, don't be dishonest (Aye)
    Still not understandin' this logic (Aye)
    I'm back and I'm better (And I'm better)
    I want you bad as ever
    Don't let me just let up
    I wanna give you better
    Baby, it's whatever
    Somebody gotta step up
    Girl, I'm that somebody, so I'm next up
    Be damned if I let him catch up
    It's easy to see that you're fed up
    I am on a whole 'nother level
    Girl, he only fucked you over cause you let him
    Fuck him, girl, I guess he didn't know any better
    Girl, that man didn't show any effort
    Do all I can just to show you you're special
    Certain it's your love that holds me together
    Lately you say he been killin' the vibe
    Gotta be sick of this guy
    Pull up, skrr, get in the ride
    Left hand is steerin' the other is grippin' your thigh
    Light up a spliff and get high
    Shawty, you deserve what you've been missin'
    Lookin' at you I'm thinkin' he must be trippin'
    Play this song for him, tell him, "Just listen"

    [Hook]
    Don't
    Don't


    Don't you guys just love music? I just don't understand why anyone wouldn't.
     
    Pecilia

    Pecilia

    Best Witch
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    • gimmepie said:
    Let's have a sing along in the spirit of celebrating our cuts to the archaic practice of farming.

    [Verse 1]
    Don't, don't play with her, don't be dishonest (Aye)
    Still not understandin' this logic (Aye)
    I'm back and I'm better (And I'm better)
    I want you bad as ever
    Don't let me just let up
    I wanna give you better
    Baby, it's whatever
    Somebody gotta step up
    Girl, I'm that somebody, so I'm next up
    Be damned if I let him catch up
    It's easy to see that you're fed up
    I am on a whole 'nother level
    Girl, he only ****ed you over cause you let him
    **** him, girl, I guess he didn't know any better
    Girl, that man didn't show any effort
    Do all I can just to show you you're special
    Certain it's your love that holds me together
    Lately you say he been killin' the vibe
    Gotta be sick of this guy
    Pull up, skrr, get in the ride
    Left hand is steerin' the other is grippin' your thigh
    Light up a spliff and get high
    Shawty, you deserve what you've been missin'
    Lookin' at you I'm thinkin' he must be trippin'
    Play this song for him, tell him, "Just listen"

    [Hook]
    Don't
    Don't


    Don't you guys just love music? I just don't understand why anyone wouldn't.
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    Yo when I wake up Imma drop some heat
    cept when I do it Imma have a beat
     
    Foxrally

    Foxrally

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    • Abby said:
    Ok but let's discuss THAT FOX IS CURRENTLY GOING TO BE ABLE TO REMOVE A PLAYER
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    WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE AN ORGANIC CARRY THE BURDEN OF THIS TASK? HUMANS ARE PROVEN TO BE IRRATIONAL AND EMOTIONAL. COGS ARE RATIONAL AND COLD AND UNFEELING.

    JIM. E. PIE'S OBSESSION WITH MUSICAL LYRICS FURTHER PROVES COGS, INC.'S ARGUMENT.

    NOW, BEGIN PLEASING COGS, INC. SO YOU MAY OMIT YOURSELVES FROM THE TARGET LIST THROUGH A PROCESS OF ELIMINATION (NO PUN INTENDED, HA HA. COGS, INC. DOES NOT ENDORSE PUNS).
     
    EC

    EC

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    • Seen Jul 1, 2022
    I don't give a hoot about farms.

    [Vote] Cut All Farming Subsidies
     
    Abby

    Abby

    #freecoffee
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    • THINK OF THE ECONOMY, BY GETTING RID OF FARMING YOU'RE PUTTING MILLIONS OUT OF JOBS THINK OF THE RIOTS!


    THINK OF THE RIOTS!​
     
    Desinishon

    Desinishon

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    • [Vote] Cut all farming subsidies

    I had worked in Cogs.inc before (sellbot) lol so I'll be happy to sign this deal with them after day phase end c:
     
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    Abby

    Abby

    #freecoffee
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    • Ah but in a modern society like this one, most people favour quality over quantity
     
    Selena Fluorspar

    Selena Fluorspar

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    • Going against the norm here

    [Vote] Subsidize GMO farming

    also I turned a profit, fancy that. Back to square one now.

    Corporate Mafia
     
    Salzorrah

    Salzorrah

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    • [vote] cut all farming subsidies

    at this rate we're just cutting all of the subsidies instead of choosing anything tbh
     
    Nero

    Nero

    I like it.
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    • Bardothren said:
    I can change that, you know.

    Also, the anomaly you have pointed out is not a mistake.
    Click to expand...

    I might just keep it as it is. Thank you for all this money my robo-overlord.

    Also I genuinely just didn't know why Passa.Ta was red, I'm not smart enough to point out mistakes.

    [Vote] Cut All Farming Subsidies
     
    Abby

    Abby

    #freecoffee
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    • DAY FOUR

    THE END    ​

    Everyone died but Abby. RIP.


    THE STOCK EXCHANGE​

    Monster's Inc - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -440
    Topside - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -220
    Passa.Ta - Corporation Value:290 +53610 = 53900; Investor Holdings: 6100; Net Worth: 60000; Net Change:+59710
    Vandelay Industries - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -260
    Electron Robots - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -270
    Soshya - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; None; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -320
    Gindizzle fo Yizzle - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -380
    Twitter - 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -404
    BAE Systems - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -325.5
    Cogs Inc. - Corporation Value: 0; Investor Holdings: 0; Net Worth: 0; Net Change: -320

    Nero - 0
    Selena Fluorospar - 0
    HyperMorian - 0
    36cHauracterLimit - 0
    Candy - 6100 in Passa.Ta
    Mr Cat Dog - 0
    Strange - 0

    Your options for tomorrow's vote are as follows:

    • Congratulate Abby
    • Get Banned

    Rules​

    • Missing two votes in a role is grounds for immediate removal from the game.
    • Abstaining is allowed and counts as a vote. However, you must state that you are abstaining.
    • No posting at night.
    • During the Night, all corporations may choose to Generate Revenue, Invest, or Use their Ability.
    • Investments are transferred before stock changes.
    • Investments reflect the net difference in company value between the previous day phase's end and the current end.
    • Investments cost 5 billion to transfer. Transfers happen during the Night Phase, the fee must be paid from the funds transferred, funds can only be moved to one corporation, and the value transferred must be a whole number value.
    • A corporation's net stock worth is increased by the value invested in it, and shall fall when those investments leave.
    • Should an investment exceed the corporations value, the investor shall become the new CEO, with all funds transferred to the corporation, and the former CEO shall become an investor.
    • There are no restrictions on PMs or other means of external communication. You may contact anyone you wish outside the bounds of this game.
    • However, if I receive a complaint about your behavior, you will be terminated.
    • If your assets are reduced to zero, you may give one death post that does not reveal anything about the game.
    • All other PC rules apply
    • April Fools Day ;)

    The GM​

    Bardothren as STOCC

    Corporate Entities​

    gimmepie, representing Monsters Inc., an alternative energy powerhouse
    Aventine, representing Topside, a prominent biotechnology pioneer
    Abby, representing Passa.Ta, king of Italian Cuisine
    EvilChameleon, representing Vandelay Industries, a latex manufacturing giant
    jdthebud, representing Electron Robots, a nanotech corporation
    Salzorrah, representing Soshya, with all the salt
    Pecilia, representing... Gindizzle fo Yizzle, the thug company
    Rabinov, representing Twitter, the #Social #Media #Network
    Uzumaki Naruto, representing BAE Systems, the kawaii weapons manufacturer
    Foxrally, representing Cogs Inc, the tightly run insurance firm

    Investors​

    Nero
    Selena Fluorospar
    HyperMorian
    36cHauracterLimit
    Candy
    Mr Cat Dog
    Strange

    Examples of Human Stupidity​

    Wiz as that guy who insulted STOCC


    Please solicit bribes responsibly.
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    ​
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    gimmepie

    gimmepie

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    • I think

    [Vote] Allow Complete Freedom of Expression

    Is probably the safest option here.


    Also, as per usual, my night action is being auctioned.
     
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