Corrupt a Wish

Granted...now everything looks like a tier 2 starter.

I wish Pokemon had permadeath.

granted, but when you lose you also die irl. nintendo will literally come to your house and shoot you.

i wish scyther could learn fly

Granted, but it can't learn Swords Dance anymore. Oof.

I wish Pokemon games didn't start with lengthy tutorials about how to catch Pokemon

granted, but the mechanics now completely change with every version and you're left to figure it out on your own.

i wish thundurus, tornadus, and landorus were actual genies and they could grant me real wishes.

Granted...but each wish is corrupted. Just like every wish in this thread. Only worse.

I wish Pokemon Home would stop with its greedy monetisation

Granted, but Nintendo discontinues the game because they "don't see the point anymore"

I wish Pokémon games had difficulty settings

Granted but you gotta beat the whole game first to unlock it. Oh wait that already happened.

I wish you got 999 Pokeballs at the start of the game.

Granted, but they all have a 1/999 catch rate

I wish you could fly in Pokémon games. But just like, a few feet off the ground.

granted. everyone's levitating 5 feet off the ground, and thus you can't ever go back down to the tall grass to encounter wild pokemon anymore. solo runs for everyone!

i wish caves had certain encounter tiles like tall grass in routes, instead of having every single floor tile be a chance for an encounter. (i wonder if that made sense lol)

Granted, but it's bat droppings marked tiles and it's all zubat encounters.

I wish for an official pokemon mmorpg

granted, but it's another pay2win type mobile game with week long wait timers to do literally anything.

i wish there was a pokemon based off tetris tetraminoes

Granted, when it gets to level 100 it disappears due to being completed.

I wish for a pokemon based on a yo-yo or on using one

granted, galarian hypno is released and has a yo-yo instead of its pendulum. and now it can't learn hypnosis.

i wish bulbasaur was a pure grass type

Granted, charizard is a pure fire type now as well. In fact, none of the starters have secondary typings anymore.

I wish furfrou evolved.

Granted, but it's evo is completely bald. No cute puppy haircuts for you!

I wish Alolan Persian had a less comic face.

Granted, it has a spider face. Terrifying =/= Comic

I wish for blessings on the rains down in Africa

granted, Primal Kyogre goes over and generously shares its blessings. Africa is now completely submerged.

i wish we had a pokemon made out of garlic

Granted, it is poached for its garlic and this "process" is show graphically in the games

I wish we had a pokemon made of jelly beans

yes but in continuation to the other corruption, the games show how these guys are regularly eaten by people in detailed graphic horror.

i wish Marshadow wasn't a legendary/mythical and had an evo

Granted, its typing becomes Normal/Fighting, because it comes back to life as a non-ghost

I wish for the ability, skill, and motivation to make a pokemon fangame