Out-of-context quotes

"Who needs a map?"
 
"The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along."
 
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day."
 
"That was a 70-inch, plasma-screen TV... (DEEP inhale) So, how can I help you?"
 
"You just blew millions of Uncle Sam's dollars out of your butt!"
 
"The door is open! Let's go!"
 
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