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Why did the Combusken cross the road?

Hyzenthlay

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    Yes. This way it will secretly follow you home from school, disguise itself as you, win over your parents, and mislead them into thinking YOU are the impostor. It'll then live out your life happily ever after.

    Why did the Combusken cross the road?


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    Meadow

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    No one in this planet can ever hope to ride a bike again, I'm sure. D:

    What would be a cute nickname for a big, scary Groudon?
     
    Meadow

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    *spoiler alert* He was the Kokiri that Link could never be... D:

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    You mean not everyone calls their pet Groudon Fluffykins? :3
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    Will totally keep that name in mind when I finally get a pet Groudon of my own! ;D
     
    PageEmp

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    Probably 151. (Why do I feel as if my answers are the lamest on this game)

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    Lycanthropy

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    Solid gold obviously. Here, this card shows a picture of an ordinary Raticate, right?
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    Since starter Pokémon don't live in the wild, where the heck are the professors even getting them from?
     
    Meadow

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    Didn't you know? All professors have a secret factory at the back of their lab where they mass-produce starter Pokémon through advanced machinery. ;)

    Obligatory question! Why did the Combusken cross the road?
     
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    Hyzenthlay

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    He's on the run, praying he won't end up as the specialty on Team KFC's menu. ;)

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    PageEmp

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    Maybe because they have different thoughts on stuff they can't claw upon.

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    Meadow

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    The living embodiment of an EV (Effort Value)! xP

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    Sorvete

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    If I was to blindly guess, I'd say either Albus Percival Wulfric Brian, or Zac.

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    Sorvete

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    Because he's plotting to transmit the plague to all Pokémon in existence.

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    PageEmp

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    Maybe beacuse he is drunk and mistook Suicune for his car or summink.

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