Have You Ever?

The temptation has existed, believe me. But no. Probably a good thing - back then I was a rubbish writer.

Have you ever eaten porridge?

No, never before

Have you ever won a game of bingo?

Nope, gotten really close, but never actually won.

Have you ever eaten cereal on yogurt instead of milk?

Yes

Have you ever been to a ski resort?

No

Have you ever played Pokemon Showdown?

Yes, I play it all the time!

Have you ever owned a guinea pig

Try four. Recently, and lucky for me, I got a buy one and get two free deal. Pregnant. I just thought she was fat at first! In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have chased her around making TIE Fighter noises.

Have you ever owned a mouse?

No, I've only ever owned a dog and a rabbit

Have you ever watched Yuri on Ice?

Nope once again!

Have you ever had your work reviewed by a professional?

No

Have you ever talked on the phone for 2 hours or more?

I think I have before

Have you ever been to Iceland?

I fucking wish! Rogue One and Journey to the Centre of the Earth has made for a lot of longing. I'm hitting that place as soon as I can. Scandinavia, also - trace my roots a bit. Then it's on to Norway and the Arctic Circle.

Have you ever sworn in front of your mother?

Yes

Have you ever gotten lost on a vacation?

nope, i've always been really good at not getting lost

have you ever stapled yourself with, well.... a stapler?

I've snagged my finger on a staple, but i've thankfully never stapled myself.

Have you ever pretended your school supplies were sentient beings and made up stories with them during class?

No

Have you ever lied about your age?

Err, probably? I think I once made myself out to be one year older than I was because I was trying to befriend someone who was more mature than me. Fun while it lasted, but friends have a way of slipping into obscurity.

Have you ever been obsessed with the 80s?

No

Have you ever told a lie that came back to bite you in the behind later?

That might have happened to me.

Have you ever dyed your hair?

Someone once attempted it with a bowl of cereal, but it didn't take.

Have you ever been to a wedding?