Have You Ever?

[Homeskulled Kid]

The temptation has existed, believe me. But no. Probably a good thing - back then I was a rubbish writer.

Have you ever eaten porridge?

 

[Lysander]

No, never before

Have you ever won a game of bingo?

 

[Metriname]

Nope, gotten really close, but never actually won.

Have you ever eaten cereal on yogurt instead of milk?

 

[XNaut]

Yes

Have you ever been to a ski resort?

 

[Greninja use Water Shuriken!]

No

Have you ever played Pokemon Showdown?

 

[noa]

Yes, I play it all the time!

Have you ever owned a guinea pig

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Try four. Recently, and lucky for me, I got a buy one and get two free deal. Pregnant. I just thought she was fat at first! In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have chased her around making TIE Fighter noises.

Have you ever owned a mouse?

 

[Greninja use Water Shuriken!]

No, I've only ever owned a dog and a rabbit

Have you ever watched Yuri on Ice?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Nope once again!

Have you ever had your work reviewed by a professional?

 

[XNaut]

No

Have you ever talked on the phone for 2 hours or more?

 

[noa]

I think I have before

Have you ever been to Iceland?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

I fucking wish! Rogue One and Journey to the Centre of the Earth has made for a lot of longing. I'm hitting that place as soon as I can. Scandinavia, also - trace my roots a bit. Then it's on to Norway and the Arctic Circle.

Have you ever sworn in front of your mother?

 

[XNaut]

Yes

Have you ever gotten lost on a vacation?

 

[Metriname]

nope, i've always been really good at not getting lost

have you ever stapled yourself with, well.... a stapler?

 

[noa]

I've snagged my finger on a staple, but i've thankfully never stapled myself.

Have you ever pretended your school supplies were sentient beings and made up stories with them during class?

 

[XNaut]

No

Have you ever lied about your age?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Err, probably? I think I once made myself out to be one year older than I was because I was trying to befriend someone who was more mature than me. Fun while it lasted, but friends have a way of slipping into obscurity.

Have you ever been obsessed with the 80s?

 

[noa]

No

Have you ever told a lie that came back to bite you in the behind later?

 

[XNaut]

That might have happened to me.

Have you ever dyed your hair?

 

[Homeskulled Kid]

Someone once attempted it with a bowl of cereal, but it didn't take.

Have you ever been to a wedding?