Dear Anonymous,
Do the world a favor and go die in a car crash already.
Dear Anonymous,
Can't believe you're moving now. Oh well the sooner you're gone the better so I can finally get you out of my mind.
Dear Anonymous,
You're useless.
Dear Anonymous,
You're pondscum simple as that, not that I expected any less but at this point I'm starting to feel like addressing you as simply pondscum is more of a compliment than anything.
Dear Anonymous,
Tread lightly, I'm the last person you want to piss off right now.
Dear Anonymous,
Nobody cares how many special edition games you have, get a life.
Dear Anonymous,
Ever hear of picking up the phone before, you should try it sometime.
Dear Anonymous,
Guess I'm seeing you by the end of the month now, I doubt it though but you seem glad.
Dear Anonymous,
Next time you steal something of ours I'm either going to call the cops on you or beat you to a bloody pulp the next time you come over.
Dear Anonymous,
I wish things were easier for the both of us, I really do.