1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

440. Unplug all the freezers

ReKoil said:

436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not....

Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside.

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The count does need correcting actually!

442.

Guard the door and only let 4 people maximum in at any one time.

443

Block the entrance and tell everyone who tries to enter they cannot get in there without earning 8 badges first!

444

Make people pay extra for every step they take 😱

445

Hold a burial ceremony for all the meat products.

446

Don't give people change for their money at the register

447.

Make self-moving shelves that move around swapping positions every 5 minutes. :fufu:

448.

Hand out blindfolds with each shopping trolly and demand everyone wears them through the kitchenware section...

449.

Give 30 balls with "Safari" written on it to each person who comes in and tell them they will have to drop everything and leave as soon as they make 500 steps in the Walmart! They will be notified through the store's speakers!

450

Install slot machines that people need to play in order to determine how much they pay... 😈

451

Only play country music on the speakers. Odds are likely everyone will groan in agony

452.

Demand everyone sings at least 1 full karaoke song before they're allowed out the door with the groceries they've already paid for!

453.

Have people duel the Doom Slayer to enter. 😱

454.

Dress up as Mikey and traumatize every single child

455.

Hold a trial between two customers. The winner gets to leave...

456.

When the cashier tells you how much money you have to pay, energetically point a finger at them and scream "OBJECTION!".

457.

Grab a giant ruler and whack the customer shouting "OBJECTION!" on the head and shout 'OVERRULED!'. 😏

458

Slap your hand on the desk and then show off evidence that proves that you don't need to pay for the stuff you got.

459

Sneeze on other people.

460

Start talking about people so they start sneezing 😏