1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[RadEmpoleon]

481.

Only speak into a megaphone in the store

 

[ReKoil]

482.

Cover the entire floor in glue. Edible glue.... eat yourself free... if you dare! 😈

 

[Sweet Serenity]

483.

Get caught taking pictures of people to put them on People of Walmart.

 

[Megan]

484

Start an "employee of the month" party and force every customer to congratulate you.

 

[ReKoil]

485.

Replace all their merchandise with quality products... 😏

 

[PkmnTrainSlate]

486

Try on the clothes before you buy them. Including the underwear.

 

[Megan]

487

Replace the white underwear with yellow one.

 

[Sheep]

Go to an unused cash register checkout and pretend to be a cashier.

 

[ReKoil]

489

Make everyone who enters swap bodies so that they can understand each other better!

 

[Sweet Serenity]

490.

Eat some of your groceries while you're in line about to pay for them.

 

[Starlight]

491.

Take your pet werewolf shopping with you... at full moon!

 

[ReKoil]

492.

Bring your lasso and bike to the store and chase the customers:

Spoiler:

 

[Megan]

493

Turn the elevator into a game of tetris.

 

[forg]

494

Open up and fill a pool and have a pool party in the garden section.

 

[ReKoil]

495.

Perform a summoning ritual in the middle of the store.

Spoiler:

Oh no! a wild Karen appeared!

 

[Starlight]

496.

Replace all the Coke with New Coke...

 

[Megan]

497

Tell people that Walmart now only sells vegan food.

 

[Zeostar]

498

Make a sign that says "Almost at 500"!

 

[Hermione Granger]

499

Yell I'm sexy and I know it to to every customer 499 times.

 

[Starlight]

500.

Run the Walmart 500 NASCAR race through the aisles