1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[Starlight]

419.

Dress up as a cat and go in after the user above went in. 😁

😂


420. Plant herbal hallucinogenics everywhere! I'm talking about catnip obviously!

 

[Megan]

421

Climb onto a shelf and position yourself with a looking glass, observing the area in hoped to find a shiny customer.

 

[ReKoil]

422.

Throw a couple paint bombs at people so that the user above has a reason to kidnap capture them =D
How could anyone resist a green and red colored human? =3

 

[RadEmpoleon]

423. Get a group of friends and play a real life version of Among Us. (Bonus points if you have those inflatable crewmate costumes!)

 

[Duck]

424. Pretend you lost your family of rats somewhere in the middle of the meat section.

 

[ReKoil]

425.

Pull up with a van and open the rear door to unleash the Quacken.

 

[Megan]

426

Check if the shelves are ready for Domino Day!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

425.

Pull up with a van and open the rear door to unleash the Quacken.

427. Unleash the Uduck-Hai on the Walmart!

Spoiler:

 

[Starlight]

428.

Assemble a team to steal 4,000,000 cubes of bouillon, then make a getaway through the aisles using 3 Mini Coopers.

 

[ReKoil]

429.

Dress up as a wall and enter the store.

Spoiler:

Then insist they put you on the shelves somewhere and try to be sold to a customer.

 

[Megan]

430

Dress up as a priest and try to sell people the new religion of walmart.

 

[Starlight]

431.

Show up representing a rival chain, announce you've bought the store, and fire everyone... on the first of April!

 

[ReKoil]

432

Compliment everyone who enters the store 😊
And recommend other stores that have the products they came for... 😈

 

[StCooler]

435

Don't show the receipt to the guy at the exit of the store 🤔

Spoiler:

Did anyone else have this guy at the exit who checks out your receipt? I didn't date ask what they were checking, because it's weird to check the receipt and not the bags, isn't it?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

436

Dress as a security guard at the entrance and glare at anyone who enters.
"YOUR BAGS!"

 

[papper]

437

block off the entrance to the garden center and become its king. bonus points if you use the garden tools to scare away anyone who comes close.

 

[ReKoil]

436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not....

Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside.

 

[Megan]

437

Make up a point system removing points for every time a customer looks at a product and adding one if they put it into the cart. If the point count gets negative they need to pay a coin for another credit.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

436
The count jumped from 432 -> 435? Dunno if that was a correction or not....

Set up a Ninja Warrior obstacle course just to get inside.

438

In front of the Walmart, offer a sword and a fight, for the right to get inside, to the interested passerby, then...

Spoiler:

 

[ReKoil]

439

Hold a Poetry contest where people have to make a poem involving the things they want to buy and only let the winner enter the store.