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440. Unplug all the freezers
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1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3
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The count does need correcting actually!
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Guard the door and only let 4 people maximum in at any one time.
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Block the entrance and tell everyone who tries to enter they cannot get in there without earning 8 badges first!
Block the entrance and tell everyone who tries to enter they cannot get in there without earning 8 badges first!
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Make people pay extra for every step they take 😱
Make people pay extra for every step they take 😱
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445
Hold a burial ceremony for all the meat products.
Hold a burial ceremony for all the meat products.
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Don't give people change for their money at the register
Don't give people change for their money at the register
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Make self-moving shelves that move around swapping positions every 5 minutes. :fufu:
Make self-moving shelves that move around swapping positions every 5 minutes. :fufu:
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Hand out blindfolds with each shopping trolly and demand everyone wears them through the kitchenware section...
Hand out blindfolds with each shopping trolly and demand everyone wears them through the kitchenware section...
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Give 30 balls with "Safari" written on it to each person who comes in and tell them they will have to drop everything and leave as soon as they make 500 steps in the Walmart! They will be notified through the store's speakers!
Give 30 balls with "Safari" written on it to each person who comes in and tell them they will have to drop everything and leave as soon as they make 500 steps in the Walmart! They will be notified through the store's speakers!
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Install slot machines that people need to play in order to determine how much they pay... 😈
Install slot machines that people need to play in order to determine how much they pay... 😈
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Only play country music on the speakers. Odds are likely everyone will groan in agony
Only play country music on the speakers. Odds are likely everyone will groan in agony
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Demand everyone sings at least 1 full karaoke song before they're allowed out the door with the groceries they've already paid for!
Demand everyone sings at least 1 full karaoke song before they're allowed out the door with the groceries they've already paid for!
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Have people duel the Doom Slayer to enter. 😱
Have people duel the Doom Slayer to enter. 😱
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Hold a trial between two customers. The winner gets to leave...
Hold a trial between two customers. The winner gets to leave...
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When the cashier tells you how much money you have to pay, energetically point a finger at them and scream "OBJECTION!".
When the cashier tells you how much money you have to pay, energetically point a finger at them and scream "OBJECTION!".
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Grab a giant ruler and whack the customer shouting "OBJECTION!" on the head and shout 'OVERRULED!'. 😏
Grab a giant ruler and whack the customer shouting "OBJECTION!" on the head and shout 'OVERRULED!'. 😏
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Slap your hand on the desk and then show off evidence that proves that you don't need to pay for the stuff you got.
Slap your hand on the desk and then show off evidence that proves that you don't need to pay for the stuff you got.
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Sneeze on other people.
Sneeze on other people.
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Start talking about people so they start sneezing 😏
Start talking about people so they start sneezing 😏