look up from your screen

the first two things you see give you their characteristics for your superpowers

how do you fare against me, madame lamp-and-fork? my body blinds evildoers with a low-wattage reading light, so i may lightly pierce their hides with my small metallic appendages! you cower in fear!

Um... a glass and a cat. Am I now a cat made of glass or do I turn things into glass then get my cat to attack?

Fear me, the superpowered Coffee Headphones! I'll turn into brown liquid and sneak up behind you, before I reform and blast you off at the speed of music waves.

Cool_Porygon said:

Um... a glass and a cat. Am I now a cat made of glass or do I turn things into glass then get my cat to attack?

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Double-Glazed Feline, a legend even amongst the greatest of our kind. She is an apex predator born out of a freak lightning strike in a kitty litter tray. Villains and villainesses around the world have underestimated her until their decapitated heads were seeing their bodies reflected in her cubic zirconia eyes. Her glass claws don't let you know that the game has started until it is already over, her house cat reflexes allow her the nimblest of all movements. Her see-through nature allows her to stalk criminals with near invisibility. She is almost completely without peers.

The only way to evade her justice? Ask her if she wants to come inside. The door will leave her puzzled for hours.

A desk phone and a power cord. This clearly means I have telepathy/telekinesis and can shoot various forms of electricity from my hands.

Net curtain and a fan.

I am the ghost of happiness long dead, and I shall make your lives miserable with my presence, oooo~

My Spycrab Plush and a...For Honor banner?

Clearly means I am doomed to turn everything I touch into something Video Game related. Fear Queen Soapy Midas!

cat plush and pillow man

you cannot hit me because i am now cushioned and can take all damage

The first two things that my eyes got locked on were my two artificial sunflowers ? la Ikea. If they were real I could give people allergies with the pollen but artificial ones can't do that! What could I do. {D:}

fear not, the incredible Poster Lamp is here to save us all

Darkness and emptiness. I am all consuming.

Chairs and blankets. I have the ability to sit and be comfortably warme everywhere (a superpower I'd legitimately be happy with).

Chair and cup of tea. I'm Chairface Chippendale.

don't worry guys, cap headphones has got this, with the ability to protect heads and eyes from the sun and hear things in my own head that other people can't.

ironing board and iron, i'm my own power couple

I'm a mouse (as in computer) and a mug.

What do I do???

Two swords, there's actually 4 hanging there but you said two items.
Maybe I'm a samurai ?

An plush Viking from iceland and an bottle of irn bru

I'm an Viking who gets they strength off irn-bru ?