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____ said:
lol.. i bet a few guys do to huh?...
i can do am impression of a didjeridoo with my butt
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You bet your sweet *** they do. Showering at the gym can be a nightmare...or a dream, depending on which way you swing.
 
Hey all, how's it going? -_-;
 
Edit: At least someone alse remotely sane....Hi.

Maverick said:
You bet your sweet *** they do. Showering at the gym can be a nightmare...or a dream, depending on which way you swing.
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I'm just going to stand over here *starts running*.
 
Maverick said:
You bet your sweet *** they do. Showering at the gym can be a nightmare...or a dream, depending on which way you swing.
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i'll swing the direction you want me to swing...
hey renji ^_^
 
stop with the complaining...
lets talk jokes... i havent got any good ones..so whos first?
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Jokes:

jypsies

a jypsie a women and a dude is on a plane

the plane crashes

they land in Africa in a really huge pit but survive

the tribemaster who lives in that pit says <you are not worthy to be in my pit, so you must chose 1 of these three trials to go through>

1. dungeon of fire
2. dungeon of snakes
3. gullitone

They can't escape the pit because it's to deep, the man says I'll take the gullitone thinking that he will die quick and have no pain

the tribemaster sets him up on the gullitone and cuts the string

the gullitone falls, stops and does not kill him because it is broken

So the man lives

The women goes up and says I'll take the gullitone thinking that it's broken so she'll live

The tribemaster sets the women up on the gullitone, pulls the string, the gullitone stops, and she lives

The tribemaster says < How will you die jypsie?>

The jypsie says <I'll jump in the pit of fire because the gullitone is broken>

LOL XD
 
Crunkn' Munky said:
Jokes:

jypsies

a jypsie a women and a dude is on a plane

the plane crashes

they land in Africa in a really huge pit but survive

the tribemaster who lives in that pit says <you are not worthy to be in my pit, so you must chose 1 of these three trials to go through>

1. dungeon of fire
2. dungeon of snakes
3. gullitone

They can't escape the pit because it's to deep, the man says I'll take the gullitone thinking that he will die quick and have no pain

the tribemaster sets him up on the gullitone and cuts the string

the gullitone falls, stops and does not kill him because it is broken

So the man lives

The women goes up and says I'll take the gullitone thinking that it's broken so she'll live

The tribemaster sets the women up on the gullitone, pulls the string, the gullitone stops, and she lives

The tribemaster says < How will you die jypsie?>

The jypsie says <I'll jump in the pit of fire because the gullitone is broken>

LOL XD
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@@ That was an awesome joke~ ._. but I kinda had to read it twice because of the grammar mistakes~
@@ Next time it'd be better if you had checked it over first X3
Great joke nonetheless~ <3
 
Kura said:
@@ That was an awesome joke~ ._. but I kinda had to read it twice because of the grammar mistakes~
@@ Next time it'd be better if you had checked it over first X3
Great joke nonetheless~ <3
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you would have to critisize the grammar wouldnt you? xD
nice joke... kinda... jypsies arent that stupid are they o.o
 
OK

I'll check my grammar better

Joke:

jypsies 2

A jypsie is in the desert and misses his wife so, he tries to kiss his Camel because he is desperate.
The Camel moves.
The jypsie walks a little ways again and tries to kiss his Camel.
It moves again.
A little ways more, the camel still moves.
The jypsie walks and walks crying
He meets a very attractive young lady sitting next to a palm tree.
The lady goes <I'm thirsty, can you give me water? If you do I'll do anything you want me to do! ANYTHING!>
The jypsie gives her some water and says <can you adjust this Camel for me>

LOL XD

The next and 3rd joke I tell will be the funniest one I know.
 
____ said:
you would have to critisize the grammar wouldnt you? xD
nice joke... kinda... jypsies arent that stupid are they o.o
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._. Well yeah.. I thought he was talking about multiple women.. then I thought he was saying that there were only two people..
and I had to read it like 3 times before I could understand it.. but by then I already knew the punchline and it didn't have as great of an effect~
 
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
 
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