Libel against Team Aqua
I mean I don't want to say anything wrong about team aqua, but why do they want to raise sea level? They do realize the earth is 70% water and 30% land, right? What is their plan? Raising the water level more, so there is no land left? That's ridiculous. Even a numel can figure out there's no need to increase the seawater. But, again, these grunts love water, and I do agree Pokemon's population in the sea decreases by a lot compare to 30 year ago. However, maybe that's for the better! Corsola when it stays in the water, it doesn't get any evolution, but you know how it gets its evolution? That's right. Coming up to stay on land! Cursola is bigger and stronger. It just proved increasing landmass is the best option here. Team aqua need to touch more land and evolve like corsola. However, most of the time, they are on land, talking and buying lemonade at the lilycove mall. Maybe they are incapable of evolving.
Also, did you know? If you join our team, you get a free cute horn hat, instead of the old-fashioned, cheap pirate bandana that was bought off Pemu. Also, their old uniforms, a white striped shirt, make them look like prisoners. I already expect team aqua to have criminal records already, but I didn't expect them to publicly show they are a criminal. I'm pretty sure all of their uniforms are from Pemu.
Team Aqua, they don't have any money. Their uniforms suck. Just look at one of their bosses, Matt. He basically didn't wear his shirt. You know your uniform is the worst when your boss doesn't wear it. At least, recently, they started changing the shirt from Black to Blue stipes. Hopefully, they're not from Pemu again.
Whereas, our magma uniform are 100% made from wooloo's cotton, more fashionable, warm and have these little horns sticking out (We didn't get that from wooloo or dubwool, we promise). All of them are locally made from the same clothing company that makes Hoenn's costume contest. Our boss also wears our uniforms. I know the jacket looks a little bit too thick, but they are actually quite cool. And, did we mention? We're rich, so join us.
Finally, don't get me started on their mascot, Sharpedo. Out of all water type pokemon to represent the issue of water crisis, they picked sharpedo? I mean there are so many water type pokemon to choose from. For example, they could have picked Corsola to represent the destruction of the barrier reef, but I'm glad they didn't pick this. Otherwise, we wouldn't know corsola can evolve on land. Wailord should also be picked as mascot to represent how water pokemon species are endangered. And, the worst part of all, they did not pick Spheal as their mascot. How is that possible??? Due to rising temperatures, the ocean temperature has become really hot, I mean who wants Spheal to be in a hot ocean. It is an ice type. It needs to stay in cold water. I don't want this little seal to melt. If they picked Spheal as their mascot, I would have join them from the start.
And, what problems are they trying to show with a sharpedo? Sharpedo do not have enough food sources in the water? Why do they need more water to have more food sources? They should have picked themselves as the sharpedo's food source.
To think that they are joining the Villion Olympics is laughable to us. We will teach them some manners and destroy them once and for all.