1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[shinysweety]

65: Take allot of stuff and put it i your trolley, then go to the cashier and say 'i don't have enough money to buy this.'

 

[deoxys121]

66. Shine a laser pointer in the cashier's eye as you walk by.

 

[shinysweety]

67: Go to the cashier and repeatedly say, " poopy777, poopy777, poopy777, poopy777."

 

[Ineffable~]

68. Take random stuff off the shelves and throw them over the shelves to people in the neighbouring aisles, saying "bombs away!" with each item you throw.

69. Say "sixty-nine" over the intercom, followed by "that is all".

 

[deoxys121]

70. Release a herd of stray cats in the store.

 

[Ineffable~]

71. Set the store on fire.

 

[shinysweety]

72: Drive your car in the store and destroy it! whahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! xD

 

[deoxys121]

73. Build a fort in the toy section, and use the Transformers action figures as guards.

 

[shinysweety]

74: Take a trolley and run around the shop making it bang against everything. xD

 

[Ineffable~]

75. Use a bazooka to blow a huge hole in the wall, then yell to the entire store, "PEOPLE! YOU ARE FREEEE!!" And run outside through the hole.

 

[deoxys121]

76. Walk around the store, dumping buckets of paint in your path as you walk.

 

[Ineffable~]

77. Throw snails all over the place and each time you do say "Look out! GRENADE!!!!"

 

[deoxys121]

78. Run up to everyone you see, and shout in their face, with a megaphone, "Repent! The end is near!"

 

[shinysweety]

79: Run up to everyone you see and steal something of there's.

 

[deoxys121]

80. Walk up to some old man and say, "Grandpa, you're alive!"
81. Put together a purchase of hundreds of dollars, then ask the cashier "Can I pay you in gum?"
82. Dress up as Bugs Bunny, have a friend dress as Elmer Fudd, and run around the store screaming, "He's got a gun, doc!"

 

[shinysweety]

83: Go to the food section and start a food fight!

 

[deoxys121]

84. While waiting in line, randomly turn around and slap the person behind you, then say "Sorry, muscle spasm."

 

[shinysweety]

85: Go in the store and start throwing stones at people then say, "Sorry! A ghost has taken over me!"

 

[Ineffable~]

86. Have a sleepover in one of the beds in the store, and when they find you in the morning yell "SURPRISE!"

 

[shinysweety]

87: Go the the Cashier and smell them, then say, "You smell awful." and start spraying perfume on her.