1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[The Last One]

88. get a friend and start having a store - wide manhunt with paint cans and spray paint >=D

89. get on the intercom and either fart or burp

90. Tip over one of the games that some have and when they ask why you tell them it stole your quarter

 

[miltankRancher]

91. buy a piece of gum and haggle on it.

 

[Blizz]

92. Find guard, punch him and yell "Giga Impact!".

 

[deoxys121]

93. Use the conveyor belt at checkout as a treadmill.

 

[Blizz]

94. Ram the other people and yell "They're coming!".

 

[deoxys121]

95. Get a coffee from the McDonald's that is in a lot of Walmarts, then splash it in the nearest person's face.

 

[Blizz]

96. Get a hamburger with sauce from McDonald's and throw it towards guard and ask "Hungry any more?".

 

[Ineffable~]

97. Set off a bomb in the store, and a few seconds after it explodes, yell "THERE'S A BOMB!"

 

[deoxys121]

98. Start talking about plans to assassinate the manager with one of the employees.

 

[Ineffable~]

99. Pants one of the workers.
100. Pants yourself and run around in your underwear yelling "MY INNOCENCE! MY INNOCENCE!"

 

[deoxys121]

101. Hack the intercom and say "Aviso que todas las personas en este Walmart se vayan, porque este Walmart va a explotar enseguida." Then watch everyone's confusion as all those in the store who speak Spanish run out of the store in panic.

 

[Ineffable~]

102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

We're more than one-tenth of the way there, people! :D Don't give up!

 

[deoxys121]

102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

LMAO!!!!!!

103. Open up a soda, take a drink, then say "This tastes horrible!" and slam it on the ground. Repeat until the refrigerator is empty.

 

[shinysweety]

104: But some soap, water bottles and paper towels then go to the Cashier and say, "Did you clean your self yesterday?" then open the water bottle, squirt water on her face, rub soap on her face then spray more water and dry it with the paper towels.

 

[deoxys121]

105. Sniff everyone you see, then yell so everyone can hear "Dude, this guy/girl stinks!"

 

[shinysweety]

106: buy a fake V.I.P card and dress up like you'r rich and cut in line to the Cashier then say, "Hi im next and im not really a V.I.P im just a big fake!"

 

[deoxys121]

107. Try to pay for your entire purchase with photocopied, expired coupons.

 

[The Last One]

108, go to the are a with the fish tanks and yell "THEY'RE DROWNING!!" and proceed to smash the tanks

 

[deoxys121]

109. Bring a goat into the plants section, and watch the entertainment as the goat enjoys its buffet.

 

[The Last One]

110, say the cashier's breath stinks and shove a pack of gum in their mouth