1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[shinysweety]

111: Take some graffiti and go vandalize Walmart xD

 

[deoxys121]

112. Play chicken with each other on shopping carts.

 

[Jarred0809]

54. Make a trail of gravy leading from the dressing room to the bathrooms.

 

[The Last One]

114. hide in the clothing racks and when someone sees you say "they want to rape me"

 

[deoxys121]

115. Hold up the manager with a toy gun from the toy section.

 

[Ineffable~]

116. Take a thorny devil into the store and make it squirt blood out its eyes at random people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk

117. Take a dozen eggs from the shelf, take one out, run up to the prettiest girl in the area and throw the egg right in her face and yell "FORNICATOR!!!!" Keep doing this until you run out of eggs, then begin to do it with rocks. Once you run out of rocks, throw random animals you find in the store.

 

[shinysweety]

118: Put sale signs on stuff on very expensive aren't for sale and go to the cashier and say, "These things got Sale sign and they cost like 600 bucks?!" then drop it down on the floor and jump on it.

 

[deoxys121]

119. Mess around with the rollback price signs to where they actually roll forward. Something like this:

 

[Ineffable~]

120. Steal all the numbers from the price signs and put them through a paper shredder.

121. Dump crude oil all over the floor and laugh hysterically at anyone who slips.

 

[FreakyLocz14]

122. When the loud speakers go off, curl up in a ball and yell, "Get these voices out of my head!".

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

123: Scream out that everything is free of the next hour

 

[Blizz]

124. Go to candy section and yell "Free candies for you kids!".

 

[deoxys121]

125. Tape a Walkie Talkie to the back of a Barbie doll in the toy section, then when someone walks by say "I'm watching you."

 

[XxXRy0MaEcHiZenXxX]

126. Using "Fire Blast" In The Manager!

 

[Ineffable~]

127. Dress up like Dick Cheney, put on a Walmart vest and act like a greeter, saying "go **** yourself" to every single person that comes in.

 

[Freddy Fazbear]

128. Gather a bunch of people together in one section, and have one person scream out "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and have everyone charge a random person.

 

[deoxys121]

129. Dress up as Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, and act as a greeter, saying "Welcome to Walmart. Get your **** and get out!" <--- Manually censored

 

[Ineffable~]

130. Dress up as the Janitor from Scrubs and spend the whole day there pretending to clean things while waxing the floors repeatedly so no one can walk without slipping and constantly playing tricks and busting random people's chops for no reason.

131. Dress up as the Janitor's twin brother, lean against the wall in a muscle shirt chewing a toothpick and keep saying to people, "hey, you seen my brother? The janitor?".

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

132. Bring your LARP buddies with you to raid the place WoW style.

 

[deoxys121]

[... What's LARP?]
133. Toss an active beehive into the store, making sure it busts open on impact.