1128:
Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.
1129:
Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.
1130:
Taser employees.
When they try to call for help, taser them again.
1131:
Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
Which is: Kumquats.