1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[isthatyoudan]

1488
Ask everyone who works there if they sell metal arms. Very quietly.
Ask everyone who works there if they sell metal arms again. At normal volume.
Ask everyone who works there if they sell metal arms again. With a raised voice.
Ask everyone who works there if they sell metal arms again. Screaming.
Finally, if you're still not kicked out, scream at the top of your lungs in the middle of the store, "WHY CAN'T I GET A ROBOT ARM?" Add swearing at this point for extra oomph, if you'd like.

 

[donavannj]

1489. Ask every single employee in the store if you can buy a robot body at the store, getting increasingly irate and belligerent with each employee you ask until they're forced to call either security or the police due to how threatened they feel.

 

[Morgnarok]

1490. Go to the Video Game Section. Take your foot and kick the case out. Take a bunch of games and proceed to exit.

 

[Devoxys12]

Get a lot of bricks and cement and build a wall behind the front door, and shout "THIS IS WALL-MART"

EDIT:1491!!!!

 

[Morgnarok]

1492. Urinate on a Staff Member.

 

[Devoxys12]

1493. Steal all the apple juice in the store, drink it all, urinate in the containers, and put it back.

 

[Morgnarok]

1494, Hold up a water gun and tell everyone this is a robbery.

 

[Devoxys12]

1495. Grab a broom and "sweep" while crash into and knocking over everything.

 

[Bellum]

1496. Dress up as a crazy person and carry in a bag of cats. Begin bombarding people with your feline ammunition.

 

[DJTiki]

1497. Steal a Ripstick and ride it across the store while spraying Paint yelling "THE FUZZ IS COMING!"

 

[Devoxys12]

1498. Take all the mushrooms, throw them all over the place, and jump on them pretending to be Mario.

 

[Morgnarok]

1499, Degrade one of the Walmart greeters

 

[Morgnarok]

1501. Grab a shopping cart and have a friend push you around really fast and bump into people and things.

 

[Devoxys12]

1502. Find all the batman toys and boomerangs in the store and pretend to be the Batman.

 

[Emboar]

1503. Attempt trick shots with a basketball inside the store.

 

[StuperMarkio]

1504. Yell at a kid until you two start arguing like you're playing Call of Duty.

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

1505. Set fire to stuff and yell JUST BLAZE!

 

[StuperMarkio]

1506. Blaze it like it's 4/20.

 

[Urist McHemlock]

1507. You run around the store while wearing women's undergarments.

 

[Devoxys12]

1508. Tackle all the employees and force feed them pet food.