1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[Guardian]

Blue you better be ready for some arse whooping by Chansey!

21. Put Exeggcutes in a bowl and raise a spoon.
tehee

 

[Squirrel]

22. Have a Trubbish as a partner.

 

[Megan]

23. Put on your Team Rocket costume, walk in and tell, with a voice so loud, everybody hears you,how excited you are to check out the new Team Rocket hideout.

 

[Guardian]

24.

Tell you Gyarados to use a Dragon Dance lol

 

[Squirrel]

25. Start selling 'discount potions' in the shady back corner of the room.

 

[Meadow]

26. Pretend to sell doughnuts when in fact they're actually rice balls.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

27
Run around in a Gengar mask yelling 'BOO!' and tipping over people's food.

 

[Squirrel]

28. Try to kick Nurse Joy out instead.

 

[Guardian]

29. Try building a secret Team Rocket hideout under the PC.

 

[Aslan]

30. Walk into the Pokemon Center singing 'Friday' when it's a Saturday. THE HORROR

 

[Squirrel]

31. Walk inside and start repeatedly kicking everything in sight, including the nearby people and Pokémon.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

32. randomly punch chansey in the face when its giving you your pokeballs back

 

[Squirrel]

33. Randomly punch Chansey in the stomach whilst it's giving you your Pokéballs back. 8D

 

[Aslan]

34. Randomly punch Nurse Joy when you meant to hit Squirrel in the face. ;]

 

[magicarp4thewin]

35.Ya know what, just start punching every Pokemon / trainer in the face and stoumach

 

[Squirrel]

36. Have your pet Magikarp randomly evolve into a Gyarados and burst open the Pokémon Center from his sheer size.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

37. randomly have your pachirisu short the electrical system with discharge

 

[Lycanthropy]

38. Every time someone asks if their Pokémon can be healed shout at them: "Granted, but they'll be pink!"

 

[Aslan]

39. Explode the Pokemon Center whilst trying to get rid of the secret Team Rocket Hideout under the PC. OOPS

 

[Guardian]

40. Approach Nurse Joy and tell her your name is Brock.