1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[Meadow]

637. Demand for Nurse Joy to heal your Missingno.!

 

[Kaiyu]

638. Blackmail Nurse Joy.

 

[Lycanthropy]

639. Tell everyone in the Pokémon Center Pokémon aren't real, but made up by a random game company.

 

[Adam Levine]

640. Tell everyone Nurse Joy has weaponry in her hair.

 

[Meadow]

641. Spray your Wailmer Pail on Nurse Joy and tell her that you mistook her for a tree!

 

[Sukyandaru]

642. Use an Escape Rope to get off your operating table.

 

[Meadow]

643. Feed Nurse Joy an Oran Berry and then scold her for eating something that only Pokémon are allowed to eat!

 

[Hyzenthlay]

644. Allow a horde of Muk to run amuk--they'll smell so bad, it'll be a while before any customers are seen!

 

[Sukyandaru]

645. Trick the nurses into thinking your Ditto is a Pokemon that it's not, by having it transform!

 

[Master of Memes]

650.
For getting Smeargle 2 right dirty words on the front door

 

[Kaiyu]

646. Play really loud heavy metal music at midnight.

 

[The T.K]

647) Throw a Pokeball at Nurse Joys Chansey. Or two. Or several.

 

[Master of Memes]

#649 For breeding Nurse Joy's Audino with Raichu 4 eggs

 

[Lycanthropy]

650. Kick a hole in the wall behind the counter, in order to skip the line when you need healing.

 

[Master of Memes]

651. Asking Nurse Joy if she can heal Agumon

 

[Kaiyu]

652. Have a Pokémon that knows Blizzard use it to turn the Pokémon Center into an igloo.

 

[Siaroux]

653. Have an Electrode disguised as a Pokeball use Selfdestruct once it infiltrates the center to cause a distraction and then proceed to steal all the Pokemon there while everyone is distracted.

 

[Kaiyu]

654. Have a bunch of Geodude use Rock Slide on the Pokémon Center.

 

[Master of Memes]

655. Say in front of Nurse Joy that her service is worse than Obama care

 

[Kaiyu]

656. Have a Smeargle paint the Pokémon Center in whatever colors it chooses.