Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Amore]

Yes of course, hop into my unmarked windowless van!

I can has cheezburger?

 

[ReKoil]

We don't have any hamburgers left... they all migrated out of storage city.... 😉
All I have now are just some buns and cheese slices.... so....

Spoiler:

😔
I can offer you a stale bun with some tasteless cheese though? =3


How did you make this delicious soup?

Yes of course, hop into my unmarked windowless van!

😱

 

[StCooler]

I didn't make it, I picked it on the souptree.

Where is my trainer?

 

[Megan]

I saw her walking away with a Slowpoke. I thought it was you. Otherwise I would have told you sooner!

What type of plant is that?

 

[ReKoil]

The type that was genetically engineered to best combat zombies. It will wrap itself around a zombie and then explode... best stand clear!
Unfortunately it does tend to let humans through.... I better get some additional protection at the garden center tomorrow.

How many batteries does that hammer use on a daily basis?

 

[Starlight]

None! It's powered by magic energy that only the worthy can produce!

What are you offering to trade?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Your chocolate for my mercifulness!

What is it you want me to do exactly?

 

[ReKoil]

Take these arrows and teleport them into the knees of as many adventurers as possible! 😈

Do you know why so many adventurers are applying to be a guard? 😏

 

[StCooler]

They used to be adventurers just like you, then they missed a High Jump Kick.

What can I pay you to do?

 

[Megan]

If you give me lots of money I can make you win a thread. :D
But repeats cost more.

Why do you look like a monster swallowed you whole and spit you back out?

 

[ReKoil]

My cat has abandonment issues.

What do you need a fire truck for?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I am bringing my Charizard friend to the library. Better safe than sorry!

Why do you sleep with the light on ?

 

[Megan]

I bait in robbers and blind them for all eternity! Like moths to the flame! :3

What do you want with that baseball bat?

 

[StCooler]

I'd take a few French fries and a coke with my baseball bat, thanks.

Where are you going every month at midnight?

 

[ReKoil]

To attend the ice types council to vote on whether we should help stop global warming yet or not.

Spoiler:

Why are you digging a tunnel system underneath your house?

 

[Megan]

I prepare for the inevitable apocalypse. Once everything breaks down I'll be the only one who still has access to the "Internet"! :3

Can I see your personal documents, please?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I can show you the book I personally wrote. 1,000 pages about how awesome I am!

Can you add your signature at the bottom of this page ?

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing... what do you need the rights to the eeveelution line for though? 🤔
Oh!!! You're gonna make movies starring each one of us!! =D

Have you found the plush I hid in your house?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Wait... Do you mean the Alcremie-like sweet I found in my fridge ? I admit it tasted rather bland!

Sure thing... what do you need the rights to the eeveelution line for though? 🤔
Oh!!! You're gonna make movies starring each one of us!! =D

You are actually right! I have this idea for a movie called Eevee for Vendetta!

... He is doing it again... isn't he ?

 

[Megan]

I didn't encourage him to do it, this time, though. But hey: I won't stop him from living his dreams running around in a costume. :D

Where did you even get this from?