Caffeine. 100% pure Columbian Caffeine. The Caffeine trafficking business was huge in the 80's, and it's exploded since then. The Caffeine wars broke out and there were huge casualties on all sides. The public suffered and people around the world felt the tremors of the after maths. Several even sued for damages from the heat their product brought with them! Some of the biggest players came from the Pacific North West: Seattle's Best, Tully's Coffee, Caffé Vita, Human Bean. . . but one king rose above them all and roasted the competition: Señor Starbucks, which is now the largest supplier of illicit Caffeine in the entire world. Several countries have attempted to halt the Caffeine trafficing such as China. Great Britain and Japan, but Señor Starbucks has deep pockets and they eventually found their way into nearly every corner of the globe, sans North Korea; Señor Starbucks claimed that: "They're too uppity over their already, and hyping them up on Caffeine they can't even pay for . . . now that's asking for trouble."
Coffee. If it has coffee in it's name, I've probably have had it, and yes I distinctly remember a coffee flavored toothpaste.
