I've had.....interests in the past, and I have a few now. Why I've never been on a date in my life? Here's why(don't read this if you don't wanna be here a while).
This first sentence lets you know that this is going to be good. And to answer your question, you've never been on a date in your life because you're pathetic.
1. I don't do sports(I suck at ALL of them), so that immediately eliminates I have with any of the popular, hot girls.
No it doesn't. You know what eliminates all your chances? This attitude. This "omg i can never have a girlfriend i don't play sports" attitude. That's pathetic. You know what a turn off for all girls is? Being pathetic. You only have no chance because you think you have no chance. Also because you're pathetic.
2. I'm okay looking, but TBH I doubt I'm handsome enough for consideration.
Unlike yourself, most people don't go for looks alone. Stop projecting your thoughts on other people, and realize they aren't all as shallow as you.
3. When it gets right down to it, I'm a ****ing coward when it comes to asking for dates. I hate to think of how many oppurtunities may've slipped through my fingertips because of it.
Man up. You'd probably hate to think of how many have gone by, because you'd realize there are none. Do you know why there have been none? Because you're pathetic.
4. I'm incredibly shallow in that I just wouldn't be able to do well with a girl that's, shall we say, not so hot.
Hahaha, oh wow. "I'm ugly but I ONLY DATE SUPERMODELS". With your piss-poor self-esteem, the only girls you have a chance with are fat girls sitting alone in bars. When (if) you ever grow up and stop being pathetic, you'll realize that you'd be just as happy with a "not so hot" girl as you would with a hot one. Probably more so.
5. I've heard rumors that some of the hot girls do things I am vehemently against(mainly smoking pot). Of course, me with no invitations to parties where this stuff supposedly happens, I have no concrete evidence.
Oh boohoo, you don't get invited to parties. What would you even do there? Sit alone on a couch, and watch everyone else have fun while you wallow in your own self pity? If you weren't so pathetic, hearing this would be enough for you to realize that you shouldn't waste your time with the "hot" ones, and open your standards. But you don't realize that, because you're pathetic.
6. My experiences have ravaged me far too greatly. Starting back in 3rd grade a handful of the now-hot girls started bullying me pretty constantly. This continued through to 7th grade, but I gave up on reporting it long before. I had a few people on my side when it started(almost starting a social "war"), but eventually my support wavered. To finish me off, nearly EVERYONE else that hadn't already bashed me finished me off in middle school and annihilated my chances at any dates. That stuff was ages ago, and I'm trying to forget, but I still carry all the bitterness, all that rage....
Bawwwwww, people in school are mean to me and I don't have to guts to man up. There'd have to be a reason for them to start. Maybe it was because they could tell you were so pathetic. Boohoo, you have rage stored. Let it out already, it's been years. Grow up and get over it or you'll never stop being pathetic.
So yeah, if you imagine a chick magnet, with one attracting pole and one repelling, to put it bluntly, I'm the repelling. In my current state, I'd feel sorry for any girl that gets romantically involved with me.
*ends story that no one cares about and seeks psychological counseling*
Oh, there's no need for you to feel sorry for any girl who gets romantically involved with you, because in your current state it will never happen.
