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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because it's such a hot chick...en.

What's a type? Where do I buy one?
 
It's one out of 18 colours that a pokemon can wear, of which they can only have a maximum of two. You can only buy them by praying very hard to Jirachi and offering your soul to its third eye.

What happens when two Dugtrios mate?
 
Neither- Mew had given up parts of her to create all Pokemon, including Arceus, who was NOT hatched from an egg. v_v

What's a Shiny Pokemon?
 
It is a pokemon who has perspired a lot until it looks like it is reflective and shiny under the bright sunlight. One should immediately knock it out if encountered.

Why aren't there five Elite Four members?
 
Because they are too slow to sell.

Where is the nearest PokeMart?
 
They're Metapod. They're envious of everyone. xD

How do I breed my Nidoqueen with Nidoking?
 
By putting a ditto in between them!

When is Ash gonna die? :P
 
In a bowl of fish fillet served by Striaton's cafes.

What's underneath Castelia City?
 
Believe in yourself and you will find the answer.

When were Pokémon Red and Green released?
 
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