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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because he is a loser.

Is Chatot an instrument?
 
Yes, it is a vocal instrument of nuclear terrorism.

When can I see Staryus in the sky?
 
If you look real hard next to Tauros' constellation you'll see a whole bunch of them!

Do you think Psyduck would be a great Pokemon to help me get over my headaches?
 
They are a popstar group with fans who dress up as cat maids.

Do Porygons dream of Mareep?
 
No, they write essays.

What type is the move Hidden Power?
 
Ah well, there's always nicknames!

Why do Psyducks always have headaches?
 
Because their brains deliver millions of secret government plans. It causes pain.

Is a Ferrothorn safe to touch?
 
Nope, it's Team Galactic's scheme to keep people away from the endless supply of Magikarp they have hidden in the basement.

Will we ever get a flying eeveelution?
 
Yes, when Eevee overcomes its fear of heights.

Why does Bagon dream of flying?
 
Because they were separated from young due to Nurse Joy's slip-up.

Why is Lenora dark-skinned?
 
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