Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Adam Levine]

Because their leader has glasses.

Is Mewtwo a starter Pokémon?

 

[Meadow]

Yep, they get mass-produced for beginners these days! xD

What does Magikarp really evolve into?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Magikarp evolves into Latias if you trade it while it holds a sun stone.

What's the deal with all these Rockets here in the Silph building?

 

[Adam Levine]

They're NASA. They're experts. They know what they're doing.

Why does Sunkern exist?

 

[PageEmp]

To prove not every poke are good!

Who's that fat poke that blocks your path by sleeping again?

 

[Meadow]

I believe it's called "Groudon." It seems pretty big and lazy to me. xD

Where can you catch a MissingNo.?

 

[Adam Levine]

Oh, just right at Route 1 of Sinnoh, when you use Surf.

What's the easiest way to level up your Pokémon to 100?

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Kill 12 billion pidgeys on the first route

Fire types beat water types right?

 

[PageEmp]

No, but Ice mons beat fire mons.

What if Ice mons were really strong against fire mons?

 

[Meadow]

Casteliacones would never have to melt ever again. :D

How long is a Golbat's tongue?

 

[Adam Levine]

As long as a molecule.

Why aren't there any potatoes in the Pokémon franchise?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Snorlax ate them. EVERY SINGLE OF THEM! D:

Will Ash and his friends ever recognize Team Rocket's horrible attempts to disguise themselves?

 

[Xannytoes]

What are you talking about? That isn't Team Rocket.

Metapod V Magikarp. Which trainer dies of old age first?

 

[Adam Levine]

The one with the Kakuna, of course.

Does Flint have a soul?

 

[PageEmp]

Actually he has a team.

Who's that mon who looks like a humanoid parrot thing that wrestles stuff?

 

[Adam Levine]

Ash Ketchum.

How do you breed two male Pokémon?