Ask A Stupid Question

[☆Rei☆]

because secretly they are the worst.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[Skystrike]

Yes. It's an instrument of MASS DESTRUCTION. :O

Why is Patrick smart?

 

[Akiba]

He isn't :o

>Lol Mayonnaise is an instrument of mass health destruction

Why don't we have two suns like Tatooine?

 

[☆Rei☆]

It would be a disaster.

Why can't I think up of a better question than this?

 

[Akiba]

Maybe because you're tired.

Why do people get tired?

 

[☆Rei☆]

Why do people get tired?

Because we lose energy.

Why do we lose energy?

 

[Skystrike]

Because our batteries need to be changed.

Are we all robots? O_O

 

[Akiba]

Yes, because the universe is determinate.

Why is the universe determinate?

Major thread degradation

 

[☆Rei☆]

Because of 42.

What is 42?

 

[Akiba]

6 * 7.

Why do people all believe everything they read from books?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

[☆Rei☆]

Not everyone does.

Why are we asking questions?

 

[Skystrike]

Because that's the point of the thread.

Can we ask an intelligent question?

 

[☆Rei☆]

I don't know can you?

Should I be correcting people's grammar so much?

 

[Skystrike]

Yes, probably.

May you not not not not correct grammar?

 

[☆Rei☆]

Yes, probably.

May you not not not not correct grammar?

2 negatives = a positive.

So basically you're asking May I correct grammar, which the answer would be yes, I will.

Should I be scared of potatoes?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

If you have no gravy, then you're screwed.


How do I glow in the dark?

 

[☆Rei☆]

You use screwdrivers.

What's a screwdriver?

 

[Xilfer]

A French delicacy.

Why don't trumpets fart?

 

[ReeDim]

They should. You mustn't be feeding them enough baked beans.

Why can't I see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[☆Rei☆]

Because you haven't had any.

Why don't pickles have eyes?