Ask A Stupid Question

Skystrike · May 19, 2014

Yes, there are hats. Hats off to you.

I want to meet the man in the mirror!! How do I do that?

Akiba · May 19, 2014

Walk in front of a mirror.

How do you microwave food?

Nurse Joy · May 20, 2014

By pressing the big red button.

Why do people have toes?

Akiba · May 20, 2014

Because if we didn't, we'd have notoes!

I can't. I don't even know.

Why aren't Pokeballs blue?

Dter ic · May 20, 2014

GameFreak recognized Red's awesomeness and made pokeballs red.

Am I the only one that gets random shivers after they pee sometimes? lol

Chiere · May 20, 2014

Probably not.

Why am I so addicted to caffeine?

Akiba · May 20, 2014

Caffeine is caffeine, after all.

Why do cows moo?

Pinkie-Dawn · May 20, 2014

In Japan, Moo means Moo.

What are logs made out of?

Renegade · May 21, 2014

Well, everything is really just made out of Godzilla's tail grease, after all.

How to eat pie without a mouth?

LavenderTownGhost · May 22, 2014

You suck it up your nose and it goes into your brain.

Why do we eat sandwiches?

eeveeandmew · May 22, 2014

Because we cant eat rocks.

Why is my poster not on the air?

kirbasaur · May 23, 2014

Am I typing right now?

Chiere · May 23, 2014

No.

Am I online here right now?

LightBlast · May 23, 2014

Dunno, perhaps you are browsing as a guest. :ninjastyle:

Skystrike · May 23, 2014

Yes. It's an instrument of MASS DESTRUCTION. :O

why am i so...board???? HA HAh HAHAHA!1!!!

LightBlast · May 23, 2014

Coz you lazy.

Why hasn't the world ended yet?

classiccartoonsftw · May 24, 2014

Because of Minecraft and Terraria.

How cute is Tangrowth?

LavenderTownGhost · May 24, 2014

As cute as a button!

Why can't cats resists Temptations?

Pinkie-Dawn · May 25, 2014

The internetz demands it.

Do people die from skydiving?

Skystrike · May 30, 2014

No, they can only die from skydying.

*badumtsh*

why do I make hte best puns EVER